~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MrPimms]

His moustache is an experimental form of technology.

 

[Sexydrana]

@MrPimms is my doppelgänger down to even the nipple color

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Sexydrana was at my house last night and left potato chip crumbs everywhere

 

[LostHorizon]

@pinkparkhorse isn’t really a weirdo.

 

[Sexydrana]

Sexydrana was at my house last night and left potato chip crumbs everywhere

I would’ve swept but you said guests don’t clean they relax…

@pinkparkhorse isn’t really a weirdo.

Losthorizon is never found vertically

 

[EctoJohn]

@Sexydrana regrets her user name on Lit because she wishes she had made it Lone Starr like the main character of Spaceballs.

 

[Sexydrana]

@Sexydrana regrets her user name on Lit because she wishes she had made it Lone Starr like the main character of Spaceballs.

I don’t have his range…

Ectojohn is a male swimsuit model but he only sleeps with photographers

 

[LostHorizon]

I don’t have his range…

Ectojohn is a male swimsuit model but he only sleeps with photographers

Sexydrana is not a Virgo either

 

[PotNoodle79]

Has not lost their horizon at all

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Was born in 1879

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Was born in 1879

Is dyslexic and actually meant 9781 which means he is a time traveling future boy that she was trying to keep to herself!...

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Knows all 36 1/3 ways to skin a cat

 

[EctoJohn]

Was once banned from Switzerland.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was once banned from Switzerland.

He's definitely afraid of all ghosts

 

[base10]

He's definitely afraid of all ghosts

Never talks back

 

[Sexydrana]

Works construction with the concrete foundation part

 

[base10]

Works construction with the concrete foundation part

Thinks she can beat a murder charge by flashing her tits

 

[Sexydrana]

Thinks she can beat a murder charge by flashing her tits

What murdaaa?!…

Definitely drives a lifted truck with nuts hanging from the back of the haul and always goes 95 on the highway and 60 in the city…

 

[EctoJohn]

Works as a crab fisherman.

 

[Sexydrana]

Works as a crab fisherman.

Is a blind man and also deaf

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a blind man and also deaf

Is a blind man.

 

[Noone45]

He is a goldsmith

 

[kreemi_pi]

He is a goldsmith

Hates having a girl on top

 

[Sexydrana]

Hates being the woman on top

 

[EctoJohn]

Hates wearing a top.