~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[redsnowbunny]

Luckily, tails on cocks are not really the fashion anymore.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wrote a cocktail book that went viral before being banned by a leading online retailer: a thousand and one tails to put on a cock

It had very pretty pictures

Gets confused between cockatiels and cocktails. Seems to prefer tails on cocks so it’s no worries.

Luckily, tails on cocks are not really the fashion anymore.

Hates coffee so much she pickets her outrage outside of a random Starbucks every Thursday.

 

[redsnowbunny]

Has notoriously been banned from all the dance floors of Missouri ..
And, for some reason Texas’s and Nevada too. (you naughty boy)

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has notoriously been banned from all the dance floors of Missouri ..
And, for some reason Texas’s and Nevada too. (you naughty boy)

But they like that move at Club Medierraneé.

She ties people up in Christmas lights and beats them with candy canes. Frankly, I can’t tell if she’s trying to be a Mistletoe Mistress or a Seasonal Serial Killer.

 

[redsnowbunny]

When she says no, she means yes.

He wears a safe jacket while water skiing because he never learned to swim.

 

[base10]

He wears a safe jacket while water skiing because he never learned to swim.

Also a yellow snow bunny

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Also a yellow snow bunny

When he plays baseball, he runs around twice and then keeps going to second base again.

Because … it’s ten … bases.

Never mind …

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

When he plays baseball, he runs around twice and then keeps going to second base again.

Because … it’s ten … bases.

Never mind …

Dances like everyone is watching.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Dances like everyone is watching.

Doesn't read books. Just stares at them until they give up all the information they have out of fear

 

[kathyisgr65]

Doesn't read books. Just stares at them until they give up all the information they have out of fear

Says he's straight but he's really pretty bent

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Says he's straight but he's really pretty bent

Won a wet T-shirt contest...while washing dishes

 

[EctoJohn]

Is internationally undefeated in Chinese checkers.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is a master at Fu Kung. It's like Kung Fu, but he does all the moves backwards

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Imposter Care Bear. Can't do a Care Bear stare

 

[PotNoodle79]

has glitter instead of blood

 

[Bloodandglitter]

has glitter instead of blood

Screams when he goes in the pot

 

[MrPimms]

Once opened a craft store selling glitter and blood. The store was the inspiration behind a certain vampire novel.

 

[redsnowbunny]

But they like that move at Club Medierraneé.

yes we do.

 

[redsnowbunny]

She ties people up in Christmas lights and beats them with candy canes. Frankly, I can’t tell if she’s trying to be a Mistletoe Mistress or a Seasonal Serial Killer.

This is Bang On!!!!!!!!
Bravo!!!

 

[Series 6]

This is Bang On!!!!!!!!
Bravo!!!

Gets turned on by the use of alliteration.

 

[Taegul]

His armor requires 14 cans of WD-40 per month.

 

[Series 6]

His armor requires 14 cans of WD-40 per month.

Is familiar with alternative uses for W-D 40....

 

[PotNoodle79]

Is familiar with alternative uses for W-D 40....

Was cancelled at the end of season 6 due to poor viewing figures.

 

[Series 6]

Was cancelled at the end of season 6 due to poor viewing figures.

Hates spaghetti.

 

[Him15]

Loves fried cod semen