~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

I used to just rim the jar but it’s not nearly as tasty.

She plays HYE competitively using a complex algorithm to keep score.

I'm not competitive

His cat helps him with grammar amd spellcheck. It explains a lot

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I'm not competitive

His cat helps him with grammar amd spellcheck. It explains a lot

It doesn’t explain a meow-kin thing!!

She shaves gang signs into cats. And then makes them dance in a show called East Side Catastrophe!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It doesn’t explain a meow-kin thing!!

She shaves gang signs into cats. And then makes them dance in a show called East Side Catastrophe!

He tries to catnap my little gang of furry friends, and goes by the name of Macavity!

 

[EctoJohn]

He tries to catnap my little gang of furry friends, and goes by the name of Macavity!

Is a semi-professional mud wrestler.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is a semi-professional mud wrestler.

Once added quick dry cement to the mud in mud wrestling … he thought it would give him cool states for his garden. That’s why they call him the modern Medusa of Mapleville.

 

[kellyt1994]

Actually wears a baseball cap.

But it's where he wears it that got him kicked out of all those churches.

 

[kellyt1994]

Thinks she can beat a murder charge by flashing her tits

Once went to 5th base to get out of jury duty.


<--- Caught a felony at 19. No jury duty for k.

 

[LostHorizon]

Once went to 5th base to get out of jury duty.


<--- Caught a felony at 19. No jury duty for k.

She brainstorms all her Literotica story ideas with the ladies in cellblock 5E

 

[EctoJohn]

Prefers to see the zoo animals wearing trousers.

 

[Him15]

Is a zoo animal

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is a zoo animal

Pretends to be an escaped zoo animal at the zoo. Zookeepers beware!

 

[LostHorizon]

Pretends to be an escaped zoo animal at the zoo. Zookeepers beware!

Is a closet zookeeper

 

[Him15]

Pretends to be an escaped zoo animal at the zoo. Zookeepers beware!

Weren't these supposed to be lies....I mean yes of course im not a zoo animal

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is a closet zookeeper

Like it's a secret, or I have a closet that's a zoo

Has a standing appointment to a tea party every third Thursday. The other guests are all teddy bears.

Weren't these supposed to be lies....I mean yes of course im not a zoo animal

Whenever he tiptoes anywhere, he shushes a camera that doesn't exist and says "Quiet. I'm huntin wabbits"

 

[Him15]

Has a duck bill that can rotate entirely around her head

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a duck bill that can rotate entirely around her head

Comes in handy when I need to talk back

Goes to the park to feed the squirrels, often dressing as one so they know he comes in peace

 

[Him15]

In fairness if I dont they may swarm

Goes to the park dressed as a squirrel to be fed as a squirrel do to a severe nut addiction

 

[Chloe_Harper]

In fairness if I dont they may swarm

Goes to the park dressed as a squirrel to be fed as a squirrel do to a severe nut addiction

Hehe severe nut addiction

Has never masturbated in his life. Not once. He doesn't even know how that works

 

[Him15]

I'm expected to do what now? Well that sounds completely unsanitary.

Is able to eat a single lays potatoe chip

 

[EctoJohn]

@Him15 invented ketchup flavored potato chips.

 

[Him15]

@Him15 invented ketchup flavored potato chips.

Oh god im a monster

Has read the king in yellow and gotten to act 2

 

[EctoJohn]

Tried to "king me" in chess.

 

[Him15]

Tried to "king me" in chess.

Listen, if its played on a checkers board it should have the same rules. That is just common sense.

Worlds greatest shoots and ladder player

 

[kellyt1994]

Listen, if its played on a checkers board it should have the same rules. That is just common sense.

Worlds greatest shoots and ladder player

Was shocked to learn that Hasbro's Operation is not recognized as formal medical training.

 

[Him15]

Wait it isnt... oh I made a mistake I made a very big mistake

Is the number one crawler with a pet talking cat