~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Is a closet zookeeper
Like it's a secret, or I have a closet that's a zoo 🤔

Has a standing appointment to a tea party every third Thursday. The other guests are all teddy bears.
Weren't these supposed to be lies....I mean yes of course im not a zoo animal
Whenever he tiptoes anywhere, he shushes a camera that doesn't exist and says "Quiet. I'm huntin wabbits"
 
In fairness if I dont they may swarm

Goes to the park dressed as a squirrel to be fed as a squirrel do to a severe nut addiction
 
In fairness if I dont they may swarm

Goes to the park dressed as a squirrel to be fed as a squirrel do to a severe nut addiction
Hehe severe nut addiction 🤭

Has never masturbated in his life. Not once. He doesn't even know how that works
 
I'm expected to do what now? Well that sounds completely unsanitary.

Is able to eat a single lays potatoe chip
 

Listen, if its played on a checkers board it should have the same rules. That is just common sense.

Worlds greatest shoots and ladder player
Was shocked to learn that Hasbro's Operation is not recognized as formal medical training.
 
Wait it isnt... oh I made a mistake I made a very big mistake

Is the number one crawler with a pet talking cat
 
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