~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Prefers to fill out official forms in green crayon.

 

[kellyt1994]

Possibly the first person to catch the reference.

 

[Him15]

Is a big fan of the mudskippers

 

[kellyt1994]

Is a big fan of the mudskippers

Has clearly never had lightly seared mudskipper with spicy mango salsa.

 

[Him15]

Aren't else supposed to be lies

Thinks is princess donut is overrated

 

[kellyt1994]

I am not easily distracted. I have excellent focus and short-term memory.

Him15 is a cocker spaniel apologist.

 

[Him15]

Is pro the Beatrice and Carl ship

 

[kellyt1994]

Dreams of hot, wet nussy.

 

[Him15]

can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs (felt like changing genres)

 

[EctoJohn]

@Him15 was the first person to ever reply to this thread.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@EctoJohn is actually an artificial intelligence, created by the greatest mond the world has ever known: Eli Manning

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Is really a Care Bear cousin

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is really a care bear cousin

Has been trying to convince everyone that The Matrix is actually a documentary

 

[EctoJohn]

@Ratchetman1982 once overdosed on cinnamon.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Ratchetman1982 once overdosed on cinnamon.

He invites people over just so he can pull his show sword off the wall and quote random famous lines from characters who wield swords.

 

[Him15]

Finds poems about sword extremely attractive

 

[Coyote100]

Likes to get his way weilding his sword over women.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a collection of old gum wrappers.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Was Lady Chatterly's lover

 

[EctoJohn]

Is allergic to French kissing.

 

[redsnowbunny]

has a ghost fetish and wants to lather his lovers in slime.

 

[MrPimms]

Likes to make snow cones and has own stall, a popular one is the yellow snow cone.

 

[redsnowbunny]

Likes to make snow cones and has own stall, a popular one is the yellow snow cone.

But this one is my favourite.

He really judges people by the drink they order.
And he loathes strawberry frozen daiquiris..

 

[subdudeme13]

But this one is my favourite.

He really judges people by the drink they order.
And he loathes strawberry frozen daiquiris..

When she says no, she means yes.

 

[MrPimms]

He really judges people by the drink they order.
And he loathes strawberry frozen daiquiris..

Wrote a cocktail book that went viral before being banned by a leading online retailer: a thousand and one tails to put on a cock

It had very pretty pictures