~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Likes to claim that the wheel was their invention.

 

[LeSabreur]

Does animal noises as a party trick. Is pretty good at it, too!

 

[Jodaily]

Was banned from parties for showing off his “sword”.

 

[SimonSex]

Smells of elderberry

 

[Jodaily]

Been running a monkey circus since he was a teen. Hard to keep em under control. Has to resort to regular spankings.

 

[LeSabreur]

Well known in his small town for his Jack Nicholson impersonation.

 

[BDA73]

Calls his toothpick a saber

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Calls his toothpick a saber

Is the tooth fairy in disguise

 

[Jodaily]

Claims he is a dentist, and wants to show people the finer points of using his toothpick

 

[BDA73]

Claims he is a dentist, and wants to show people the finer points of using his toothpick

Really is janeweekly

 

[Jodaily]

Neighbors don’t talk to him any more after offering free breast inspections at the neighborhood Halloween party.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is permanently banned from McDonalds for fondling Grimace

 

[EctoJohn]

Once traveled to Greece to slap their Prime Minister.

 

[NudieUser]

Once threw horse shit at the English prime minister

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Once went to a nude resort fully clothed.

 

[EctoJohn]

Drives around in a car marked "Sherriff" hoping to strip search someone they stopped.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

His farts smell like mushrooms and an acid trip....

 

[EctoJohn]

His farts smell like mushrooms and an acid trip....

How would you know?

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

He was KICKED OUT of a Diddy Party.

 

[Graybear1826]

Was handcuffed multiple times for nonrecreational purposes.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Does Kegels while talking to you.

 

[EctoJohn]

She claims to have created the best soda mix combination ever.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Just a guess since you're always doing drugs...

 

[EctoJohn]

@SimoneLisbon once swam to Portugal for a donut.

 

[Jodaily]

Won a prize for fitting 10 donuts in his mouth. Paramedics weren’t too impressed.