~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Once was a "doctor" until the cops caught up with them.

 

[Sexydrana]

Is actually a cop…

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Breaks into my house every night to do naughty things of an unspecified nature.

 

[Klaus_Smith]

They once held the world record for streaking at sporting events.

 

[LeSabreur]

Gets bags and bags of mail this time of year.

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows a secret form of magic previously only known to worms.

 

[LeSabreur]

Once returned a ouija board because its polarity was reversed.

 

[Sexydrana]

Is the real culprit behind the louvre heist.

 

[SimonSex]

Her passenger side front tire needs 3 more lbs of pressure.

 

[Sexydrana]

He’s actually the statue of David

 

[SimonSex]

Has fantasies about Goliath

 

[LeSabreur]

Has fantasies about Goliath

Once had an apple shot off his head by an arrow.

 

[EctoJohn]

Modeled their home after ant farms.

 

[Stephie02]

The secret true founder of Ghostbusters, but here's the twist

He's really a ghost

 

[snexxer]

Is a 45 year old guy called Geoff, who lives in his mother's basement.

 

[Sexydrana]

@snexxer is actually chatgpt

 

[Jodaily]

Blinded the photographer that took her avatar picture when the top button on her blouse popped off and caught him in the eye.

 

[SimonSex]

Knows how to rescue people from quicksand

 

[Sexydrana]

Lives in a pineapple under the sea

 

[SimoneLisbon]

has purple pubic hair...

 

[EctoJohn]

When she thinks she's asleep, she is actually training in dark arts with an underground society.

 

[Sexydrana]

@EctoJohn ghost wrote the song Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan

 

[EctoJohn]

@Sexydrana sleeps with her favorite stuffie, a realistic frog named Mister Fabulous.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

EJ still has his baby teeth and they're all rotted through

 

[EctoJohn]

EJ still has his baby teeth and they're all rotted through

Just means I need a fresh baby.


Simone once bought an antique telephone to learn her numbers from 0 to 9.