~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Lord_Libido]

Has been living in North Korea secretly for the past 50 years as a spy

 

[Jodaily]

Is actually a celibate monk.

 

[Stephie02]

Isn't older or wiser, but still a wanker

 

[Sexydrana]

Was in a porn film but when it came time to film the sex scene she couldn’t get aroused enough so they had her play a character who walked in on the others mid orgasm and said the line “I’ll have what she’s having.”

 

[LeSabreur]

Owns one of the sweaters worn by Penny Marshall in Laverne and Shirley.

 

[Tallulah82]

Owns one of the sweaters worn by Penny Marshall in Laverne and Shirley.

He often strips off in front of his full length mirror and gyrates, singing "Oooh, baby, look at my saber!"

 

[Lord_Libido]

Has a stuffed teddy bear she sleeps with every night.

 

[LeSabreur]

He often strips off in front of his full length mirror and gyrates, singing "Oooh, baby, look at my saber!"

Have you been peeking in my window?!?

Enjoys photoshopping himself into scenes of the monarchy.

 

[Graybear1826]

Has been sent to his room four times since Xmas eve.

 

[Sexydrana]

Is actually the Scarlet Pimpernel

 

[Lord_Libido]

Has trouble reading captchas

 

[EctoJohn]

Records sports style commentary while watching gaming streamers.

 

[Sexydrana]

Started a niche podcast and has two listeners and one of them isn’t his mother

 

[Graybear1826]

Is the other listener.

 

[LeSabreur]

Wishes to have lived in the era of fedoras, sling-back heels, running boards and barking tommy guns.

 

[Graybear1826]

Was a stuntman in all of the John Wick movies. Was killed 17 times. Shot 14 times, knived twice ad took a pencil to the temple once. Got a tshirt.

 

[Sexydrana]

Is actually D’Artagnan of the musketeers

 

[Graybear1826]

Was the inspiration for Jessica Rabbit.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Actually lives in Tahiti

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is actually a succubus

 

[Sexydrana]

Actually framed Roger Rabbit

 

[snexxer]

Body doubled for Carmen Electra in Scary Movie.

 

[Sexydrana]

Has a labubu for his bed and a labubu for his car

 

[Graybear1826]

Okay, had to look up what a labubu is...

In her match up against the world, has won much more than she's lost.

 

[EctoJohn]

Didn't actually have to look up what a labubu is.