~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SimoneLisbon]

Likes to eat bbq nude just in case he dribbles sauce

 

[Graybear1826]

Likes to eat bbq nude just in case he dribbles sauce

In case???

 

[EctoJohn]

Is notorious for punching people in the shoulder and running away.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

gets a nose bleed every time he watches Ironman

 

[LeSabreur]

Submission to American Poetry Review rejected because of semen stains on the paper.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has 13 squirrels as indoor pets.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Has 13 squirrels as indoor pets.

Is thinking about squirrel soup now

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Is thinking about squirrel soup now

This poster recreates Ron Jeremy porn movies using rubber ducks and bad subtitles

 

[kellyt1994]

Won't shut up about his conspiracy theories regarding the McKinley assassination

 

[Sexydrana]

Is actually an outlaw that goes by the name Kissing Kate Bandit, and she’s wanted in the Wild West.

 

[EctoJohn]

Was born without nipples.

 

[Graybear1826]

Prefers his bicycle without a seat.

 

[LeSabreur]

Likes to wear a Chewbacca mask when he's feeling frisky.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

His sword is bent.

 

[Graybear1826]

Was a constant presence on the set of Avengers Endgame as a guest of Chris Hemsworth.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Was a constant presence on the set of Wonder Woman as a guest of Gal Gadot.

 

[RednosedRaindeer]

Soya and asians turns her on, currently in a sushi restaurant, struggling with the asian guy showing her his huge assortment of soya suice on display.

 

[LeSabreur]

The only guy in SA who can't stand biltong.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Once got 5th place in a 4-man tournament.

 

[EctoJohn]

They have a collection of AI generated Chevy Chase nudes.

 

[Graybear1826]

They have a collection of AI generated Chevy Chase nudes.

Ouch!

 

[Graybear1826]

Took Phyllis Diller to high school prom

 

[kellyt1994]

Took Phyllis Diller to high school prom

Doesn't care. Had sex.

 

[Graybear1826]

Was selected as a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Declined when she found out about the rules.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Is addicted to honey to the point where he's killed humans over it.