~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Lord_Libido]

Uses ectoplasm as lube.

 

[snexxer]

Has a labubu for his bed and a labubu for his car

Okay, had to look up what a labubu is...

In her match up against the world, has won much more than she's lost.

Me too

Didn't actually have to look up what a labubu is.

I defo did.

Uses ectoplasm as lube.

Has Dyslexia and meant to type Lord Dildo

 

[Graybear1826]

Once wrestled twelve women at once!

 

[Tallulah82]

Once wrestled twelve women at once!

Is really a pink carebear

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Is really a pink carebear

Doesn't like kissing strangers on boxing day...

 

[Jodaily]

Kisses damn near anybody on Boxing Day

 

[Graybear1826]

Had been considered for the role of the next James Bond.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has finally finished his Christmas shift as Santa and heading back home to rest

 

[Lord_Libido]

Knows how to spell

 

[Sexydrana]

Sold me a magic potion claiming it would help me find love and all it did was make my boobs the size they now are and my nipples stick out

 

[LeSabreur]

Invents recreational magic potions as a side hustle.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Sold me a magic potion claiming it would help me find love and all it did was make my boobs the size they now are and my nipples stick out

You got a good deal if ask me. Don't complain.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Invents recreational magic potions as a side hustle.

Is actually a German

 

[Graybear1826]

The leading winemaker in Arizona.

 

[Jodaily]

Can’t help himself, and will never stop “ that”.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Is not allowed to legally own thumbtacks

 

[Graybear1826]

Played a drunk on Deadwood.

 

[Sexydrana]

Is actually a Christmas tree

 

[Graybear1826]

Is going to throw me to the curb for recycling soon.

 

[snexxer]

Is trying to get the Foxes Glacier Mints.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Can't get an erection unless a mildly attractive woman verbally berates him.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is secretly hiding in that ugly bush outside your place of work.

 

[Sexydrana]

Likes to stand under street lamps in a hat and a trench coat at night just to stare at strangers menacingly.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Does the moonwalk when asked to do the hustle...

 

[Graybear1826]

Wishes she was living in Fairbanks, AK right now.