~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Wandering_Sen]

Claims otherwise, but is in fact his circle AND his monkey.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Never wanders.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Does not know how to boil water

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is really a lord

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Is always proper.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Is really a lord

I can't believe you would be so callous.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Is always proper.

Is a communist

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Is a communist

Only eats the red m&m's

 

[Lord_Libido]

Fantasizes about having sex with a washing machine

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Sat in the big red chair on the Graham Norton Show but didn't have a story to tell...

 

[LeSabreur]

Doesn't want it widely known, but is Doon Mackichan's twin.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

He is Iron Man

 

[EctoJohn]

Gave me a horse for Christmas.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Hmmm...wonders why he assumes that I'm a old white lady...anyway...smokes a lot of weed...a lot...more than Snoop Dogg

 

[Graybear1826]

Is NOT an old white woman, but played one on tv.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

kicks puppies on his way to work...

 

[EctoJohn]

Licks puppies on her way to work.

 

[Stephie02]

Leaks ectoplasm out of his ears

 

[SimoneLisbon]

bought a crack pipe as a reusable straw...

 

[Stephie02]

Gave me the crack pipe saying it was a reusable straw

 

[Coyote100]

Learned to blow bubbles out of a crack pipe.

 

[Stephie02]

Learned how to blow

 

[SimoneLisbon]

was surprised to learn that most animals can't eat chocolate or onions

 

[LeSabreur]

Knows not to toss grapes to the dog but likes to give it caviar.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Taught the Fonz everything he knows