Proposing changes to the calendar for this year

Changes to the calendar

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I'd say the calender should look something like this:

February
April
May
June
May
July
May
April
May
October
November
December
 
I'd say the calender should look something like this:

February
April
May
June
May
July
May
April
May
October
November
December
What happened to September? September's a cool month. And how are we going to get out of January if it's not on the calendar? I'm scared... we're going to be trapped here in a Moebius calendar! :eek:
 
So, I want April moved up in the year. I would like it to replace February. While we're at it, I've seen someplace around here a lot of people are waiting for May to arrive, let's move that too. My new proposed calendar would look like this.....

January
April
May
February
March
June
July
August
September
October
November
December

Even though this means moving my birthday back a few months, I'm willing to make the sacrifice. I'm guessing golf season would start around the same time as always so we're safe there.

What say you? Any more changes to make? Would we take this directly to President Obama? I suppose congress would want to weigh in and attach some pork spending to it.

Fucking bureaucrats.


I'm six weeks from meeting this child inside me. No changing the freakin calendar.. some of us dont want to skip over March to get to April
 
I'm giving the entire months of November and December and January and September, the ax. --No more Happy Merry Holiday, expensive overrated contrived, and soggy sappy crap. --and too many birthdays during those months.
And September interupts the beach season and causes my gardens to die a slow death here.
And March & April piss me off, they're too windy, cold and rainy and miserable.
February too, just because I have always hated the 14th so, to hell with the entire thing.
Keeping October. Pretty leaves and lots of candy are a good trade off for freezing my ass for 31 days of the year.

May
June
July
August
October
June
July
May
June
July
August
January
April
May
April
May
April
May
April
May
October
November
December
 
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I agree with the calendar change, but in regards to posting pics of my ass, I think that would be up to my proud Master...what say you Master, love of my life?:devil:

My calendar for 2009:

January
April
March
July
October
November


All my favorite months...the rest I really don't need :D
 
I agree with the calendar change, but in regards to posting pics of my ass, I think that would be up to my proud Master...what say you Master, love of my life?:devil:

My calendar for 2009:

January
April
March
July
October
November


All my favorite months...the rest I really don't need :D

You know, I've been sick the last couple of days. Feeling very poor. Barely able to sit up and take nourishment. Oh whoa is me. Couldn't you just post a picture of your ass? Grant a dying man's wish? Make the last sight I see in this world something pleasant?

(snicker, Ok, I have a cough and a bit of a cold. Got to give a guy props for trying.)
 
Dying man huh? I don't know if that warrants showing my ass to the world of litsters but...

http://www.porn-movies-online.com/free/1t5s7/picc/3/1/04.jpg

:D

You know, I've been sick the last couple of days. Feeling very poor. Barely able to sit up and take nourishment. Oh whoa is me. Couldn't you just post a picture of your ass? Grant a dying man's wish? Make the last sight I see in this world something pleasant?

(snicker, Ok, I have a cough and a bit of a cold. Got to give a guy props for trying.)
 
I'd just like to rewind to November and stay there.....or maybe a month earlier would be better. :cool:
 
I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.....grins.

That's not a very nice thing to say about a lady's ass...especially a lady that is being so accomodating for a dying man...don't you like? :D
 
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I'd just like to rewind to November and stay there.....or maybe a month earlier would be better. :cool:

Staying in November would be cool- then I'd get to celebrate my birthday over and over and over again...though that might wear Master out :D
 
That's not a very nice thing to say about a lady's ass...especially a lady that is being so accomodating for a dying man...don't you like? :D

If that is a lady's ass I am the Pope. If that is your ass, I will bow down and kiss your feet.

Swear.
 
If that is a lady's ass I am the Pope. If that is your ass, I will bow down and kiss your feet.

Swear.

LMAO. Guess you'll never know unless Master PM's you a picture of my ass. And why are we enthralled with my ass anyway? First it was my tits, now its my ass. What's next, my...feet? :D
 
LMAO. Guess you'll never know unless Master PM's you a picture of my ass. And why are we enthralled with my ass anyway? First it was my tits, now its my ass. What's next, my...feet? :D

Never know what's next....bwahbwah (or insert your own evil laugh here).

*waits patiently for pm*
 
Never know what's next....bwahbwah (or insert your own evil laugh here).

*waits patiently for pm*

<--- this may be the best shot you get of my ass, hun.

Master's words are "what's mine is mine...you are not posting a picture of your ass..."

I kinda like that he's so damn protective and possessive*:D
 
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