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What happened to September? September's a cool month. And how are we going to get out of January if it's not on the calendar? I'm scared... we're going to be trapped here in a Moebius calendar!I'd say the calender should look something like this:
February
April
May
June
May
July
May
April
May
October
November
December
So, I want April moved up in the year. I would like it to replace February. While we're at it, I've seen someplace around here a lot of people are waiting for May to arrive, let's move that too. My new proposed calendar would look like this.....
January
April
May
February
March
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
Even though this means moving my birthday back a few months, I'm willing to make the sacrifice. I'm guessing golf season would start around the same time as always so we're safe there.
What say you? Any more changes to make? Would we take this directly to President Obama? I suppose congress would want to weigh in and attach some pork spending to it.
Fucking bureaucrats.
January
April
May
April
May
April
May
April
May
October
November
December


I agree with the calendar change, but in regards to posting pics of my ass, I think that would be up to my proud Master...what say you Master, love of my life?
My calendar for 2009:
January
April
March
July
October
November
All my favorite months...the rest I really don't need![]()

You know, I've been sick the last couple of days. Feeling very poor. Barely able to sit up and take nourishment. Oh whoa is me. Couldn't you just post a picture of your ass? Grant a dying man's wish? Make the last sight I see in this world something pleasant?
(snicker, Ok, I have a cough and a bit of a cold. Got to give a guy props for trying.)
I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.....grins.Dying man huh? I don't know if that warrants showing my ass to the world of litsters
I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.....grins.

I'd just like to rewind to November and stay there.....or maybe a month earlier would be better.![]()

That's not a very nice thing to say about a lady's ass...especially a lady that is being so accomodating for a dying man...don't you like?![]()
If that is a lady's ass I am the Pope. If that is your ass, I will bow down and kiss your feet.
Swear.

LMAO. Guess you'll never know unless Master PM's you a picture of my ass. And why are we enthralled with my ass anyway? First it was my tits, now its my ass. What's next, my...feet?![]()
Never know what's next....bwahbwah (or insert your own evil laugh here).
*waits patiently for pm*
