Puns

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[investor2020]

I stayed on a ranch last weekend, but couldn’t really sleep well. Every time I’d drift off, a female horse would whinny and wake me up. It was a night mare.

 

[investor2020]

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[FranklyFrank]

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[FranklyFrank]

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[FranklyFrank]

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Silly me that made me laugh out loud.

 

[investor2020]

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[FranklyFrank]

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[investor2020]

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[Cabooseluvr]

An elderly man and woman decided to get married and the wife told her new husband as she crawled into bed naked “honey, you need to be gentle with me tonight because I have acute angina” He replied, I haven’t ever seen your vagina but you have the saggiest tits I have ever seen!

 

[investor2020]

Will glass coffins be a success? . . . Remains to be seen.

 

[Whitneysub]

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[Whitneysub]

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[Whitneysub]

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[Whitneysub]

This one has a 3rd pun for all you awesome Lit-sters
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[Whitneysub]

For my favorite redhead...I know it's cheesy
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[PlanetaryNebula]

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Bwahahahahaha

 

[investor2020]

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[PlanetaryNebula]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]