Puns

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Think of all the titillating conversations they must have!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Can February March? No, but April May.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!

 

[FranklyFrank]

 

[investor2020]

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Only a true fan will understand this one . . .

 

[investor2020]

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Good morning Bri ! Sending you a couple of these to brighten the day.

 

[Whitneysub]

 

[investor2020]

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[Whitneysub]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

. Omg I love it

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I saw this somewhere else on here, but it definitely belongs in puns

 

[Whitneysub]

 

[Whitneysub]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So I remember sitting in a cell, charged with battery when it wasn’t my volt. “I’m positive,” I said. “Wire my here? I wanna go ohm.” I felt drained, powerless. It still hertz like it was yesterday.

 

[Whitneysub]

So I remember sitting in a cell, charged with battery when it wasn’t my volt. “I’m positive,” I said. “Wire my here? I wanna go ohm.” I felt drained, powerless. It still hertz like it was yesterday.

I loved that post but it drained me

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I loved that post but it drained me

You better go ohm and recharge

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So I remember sitting in a cell, charged with battery when it wasn’t my volt. “I’m positive,” I said. “Wire my here? I wanna go ohm.” I felt drained, powerless. It still hertz like it was yesterday.

Who needs pictures when you have words babe.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]