Puns

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

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[PlanetaryNebula]

BREAKING NEWS!

Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley…
Now they're hoping to make buses that run on thyme!

SHUT UP!

You really don't want that

nope!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Christian Bale
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GENIUS!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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Grasscow! Right?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Grasscow! Right?

Moss-cow

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Moss-cow

Dammit!!! It’s early so I couldn’t think of the freaking capital. Grass/moss.. it’s even funnier now though!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Dammit!!! It’s early so I couldn’t think of the freaking capital. Grass/moss.. it’s even funnier now though!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[FranklyFrank]

Look closer, it's just a wasp nest you pervs!

 

[FranklyFrank]

 

[LizVegas79]

My uncle died in a plain crash. Nothing fancy.

Sad but hilarious Bree!

 

[Whitneysub]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My uncle died in a plain crash. Nothing fancy.

I bet his funeral was a grave affair.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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When it's wet, slip on in.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I had to use a yardstick to stop a bomb explosion...​

Drastic times call for drastic measures

 

[Condor4]

Condoms don't always gaurentee safe sex.
My mate was wearing one whilst having sex, and was shot by the women's husband.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Heard on country radio....She wuz a pecan round the corner but she's just a nut after all.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.

 

[investor2020]

I went to a dog show the other day. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third.

I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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No umpire, amish doesn't count