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I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.

 

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

 

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A Spanish magician was doing a magic trick. He said, “Uno, dos…” and he disappeared without a trace.

 

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If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.

 

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And if he ever learned how to consistently sink a foul shot, he'd be Shaquille I'deal.

Or Shaquille O'clutch

 

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If he played a cameo in "Blazing Saddles," he'd be Shaquille Is'Near.

If he had a cameo in Airplane his name would be Captain Shaquille O'Landing

 

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Rosemeary's Baby
The Exearcist
Nightmear on Elm Streart

Hallowearn
Friday The EARth

 

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Learprochaun

GrEARmlins

 

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Close Encountears of the Theard Kind

Killer KlEARs From Outter Space

 

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This guy has a light load

 

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