Puns

[investor2020]

I had this one night stand that made me feel so guilty that the next morning I went out and bought another one for the other side of the bed.​

 

[FranklyFrank]

 

[Whitneysub]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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OR if you really want them to feel it go stand under that arch

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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*makes note to use this one day*

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

We play more than classical music in this orchestra. We think outside the Bachs.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused, saying that the steaks were too high.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare. But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

 

[FranklyFrank]

 

[investor2020]

 

[ImSinister]

What did the scarecrow win an award for?






Being outstanding in his field.

 

[JPReads]

Why doesn't anyone want to be friends with the farmer?







He is a known STALKer

 

[investor2020]

 

[Polranny]

This is so cute, wholesome, and heartwarming. I loaf this.

Early to bread, early to rise

 

[CutieJo]

Early to bread, early to rise

Yumm banana nut bread

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Yumm banana nut bread

Don't let that man-go

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

This is so cute, wholesome, and heartwarming. I loaf this.

It's the yeast she could do. I'm glad she rose to the occasion

 

[investor2020]

 

[CutieJo]

Don't let that man-go

Of course not, especially after he proofed himself for me.

 

[CutieJo]

It's the yeast she could do. I'm glad she rose to the occasion

She definitely did let it ferment nicely and made things so bubbly here

 

[English_guy_bkk]

She definitely did let it ferment nicely and made things so bubbly here

Do you prefer the instant rise yeast or the slow overnight type?

 

[CutieJo]

Do you prefer the instant rise yeast or the slow overnight type?

I prefer to take things slow and let the pressure build at a steady pace.