Puns

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[investor2020]

 

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[SirConradPeckereye]

I went to the grocery store earlier and bought generic frosted flakes.

They're alr-r-right!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm hoping my new book does well.
It's called, "How to be concise and get straight to the point using the minimum of diminutive words necessary to convey your meaning as clearly as possible without overly-long descriptions and explanations".

 

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I bought a new blindfold but I can’t see myself wearing it.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Someone threw a can of soda at me. Luckily it was a soft drink.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Before the crowbar was invented crows drank at home.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms there would be mass confusion.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My dog’s a genius. I asked him what 100 minus 100 is, and he said nothing.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I sued the airline when I couldn’t find my bag. I lost my case.

 

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