Question for real life submissive.

[Harmony_1985]

*giggles!*

Your baby tummy is going to get in the way, lady.

Plus you don't want to be straining yourself in your condition.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

When you come across as judgmental, expect the same treatment. If you come across as respectful, you'll get the same. The Golden Rule is "Treat others as you would be treated". You came here with the implied message that YOUR Kink was "holier" or "better" than someone else's kink. Do you not see how disrespectful and mean spirited that sounds? "What I do is better than what you do, so don't bother talking to me unless you're as good as me." I mean, come on now, lady, no wonder people are up in arms. The people who live their relationships over the internet...their feelings are no less real than yours. Hell, my husband travels all over the USA for business. When he's gone, does that make ME less submissive because we have to communicate online or over the phone?! If you're going to marginalize that badly, where does it end?

Holy Shit calm down. You started reading way more into the OP post than they ever intended. Just so happens they just didn't want their private business broadcast to the entire world and wanted to talk to someone privately. Geez... get a grip already. It's not that big a deal. Y'all take this shit way to fuckin seriously and get way too fuckin bent over the stupidest shit. LOL

 

[satindesire]

Holy Shit calm down. You started reading way more into the OP post than they ever intended. Just so happens they just didn't want their private business broadcast to the entire world and wanted to talk to someone privately. Geez... get a grip already. It's not that big a deal. Y'all take this shit way to fuckin seriously and get way too fuckin bent over the stupidest shit. LOL

Hey, how 'bout you watch your mouth, huh? This board would be better off without people crapping on other people like that woman did. If you don't like me speaking up about it, use your ignore button with extreme prejudice. Me saying that wasn't about the original, first post. It was about the posts after that, which were extremely judgmental. I'm not the only one who felt that way...so there's got to be some truth to it.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Hey, how 'bout you watch your mouth, huh?

Whatever....

 

[MisterSir]

I am such a Yankee. What's a berk?

Lessons on the etymology of profanity. This might just be what I was put on this Earth to do. Excuse me for one moment while I get my lecturing hat.

"Berk" began life as part of that curious language Cockneys knew as rhyming slang and the rest of us thought was just an elaborate joke designed to sucker people into trying to speak it and thus make fools of themselves, where it was a truncation of the phrase "Berkshire Hunt" - cunt, in other words. It's a curiosity because the word "berk" and the section "Berk" in "Berkshire Hunt" aren't pronounced the same way - the former is pronounced with an "er" sound, the latter with an "ar" sound like the things trees are covered with. Since Cockney rhyming slang has died an entirely appropriate death in recent years, more and more people have forgotten "berk" used to be a synonym for "cunt" in much the same way most people nowadays don't know "dork" was originally an American slang word for the penis in 1980s America, and as people have forgotten this, it's become less and less insulting. I use it as a minor insult, in much the same way as people in the 1930s would refer to a stupid peer as a dunce.

tl;dr summary: Minor curse word. I'm taking it back.

P.S. Was not lying, I do have a lecturing hat. It's the same as my cooking hat, my painting hat, my guitaring hat, my air guitaring hat and the thing that keeps my noggin warm and dry.

Holy Shit calm down. You started reading way more into the OP post than they ever intended. Just so happens they just didn't want their private business broadcast to the entire world and wanted to talk to someone privately. Geez... get a grip already. It's not that big a deal. Y'all take this shit way to fuckin seriously and get way too fuckin bent over the stupidest shit. LOL

It tickles me, I've just realised that the above poster and I seem to have complete opposing opinions on a number of things. If she's not too far on her high horse, what's your sentiment towards Soundgarden?

 

[symbolicflame]

I am to the point in my post as writing what I am requesting and I am the idiot?

Edit to add definition of berk.

Berk, slang for an idiot

 

[Harmony_1985]

Lessons on the etymology of profanity. This might just be what I was put on this Earth to do. Excuse me for one moment while I get my lecturing hat.

"Berk" began life as part of that curious language Cockneys knew as rhyming slang and the rest of us thought was just an elaborate joke designed to sucker people into trying to speak it and thus make fools of themselves, where it was a truncation of the phrase "Berkshire Hunt" - cunt, in other words. It's a curiosity because the word "berk" and the section "Berk" in "Berkshire Hunt" aren't pronounced the same way - the former is pronounced with an "er" sound, the latter with an "ar" sound like the things trees are covered with. Since Cockney rhyming slang has died an entirely appropriate death in recent years, more and more people have forgotten "berk" used to be a synonym for "cunt" in much the same way most people nowadays don't know "dork" was originally an American slang word for the penis in 1980s America, and as people have forgotten this, it's become less and less insulting. I use it as a minor insult, in much the same way as people in the 1930s would refer to a stupid peer as a dunce.

tl;dr summary: Minor curse word. I'm taking it back.

P.S. Was not lying, I do have a lecturing hat. It's the same as my cooking hat, my painting hat, my guitaring hat, my air guitaring hat and the thing that keeps my noggin warm and dry.

Translation: its like calling someone silly.

 

[satindesire]

Lessons on the etymology of profanity. This might just be what I was put on this Earth to do. Excuse me for one moment while I get my lecturing hat.

"Berk" began life as part of that curious language Cockneys knew as rhyming slang and the rest of us thought was just an elaborate joke designed to sucker people into trying to speak it and thus make fools of themselves, where it was a truncation of the phrase "Berkshire Hunt" - cunt, in other words. It's a curiosity because the word "berk" and the section "Berk" in "Berkshire Hunt" aren't pronounced the same way - the former is pronounced with an "er" sound, the latter with an "ar" sound like the things trees are covered with. Since Cockney rhyming slang has died an entirely appropriate death in recent years, more and more people have forgotten "berk" used to be a synonym for "cunt" in much the same way most people nowadays don't know "dork" was originally an American slang word for the penis in 1980s America, and as people have forgotten this, it's become less and less insulting. I use it as a minor insult, in much the same way as people in the 1930s would refer to a stupid peer as a dunce.

tl;dr summary: Minor curse word. I'm taking it back.

P.S. Was not lying, I do have a lecturing hat. It's the same as my cooking hat, my painting hat, my guitaring hat, my air guitaring hat and the thing that keeps my noggin warm and dry.

Thanks for clearing that up, really interesting in how a common language, separated only by water and time, has turned out so different.

 

[graceanne]

So what's my excuse? I'm English!

Or mine? I've been on the west coast since I was ten and both of my parents were raised on the west coast.

I also call most people 'sweetie'.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Hey, how 'bout you watch your mouth, huh? This board would be better off without people crapping on other people like that woman did. If you don't like me speaking up about it, use your ignore button with extreme prejudice. Me saying that wasn't about the original, first post. It was about the posts after that, which were extremely judgmental. I'm not the only one who felt that way...so there's got to be some truth to it.

And hello.... look at my join date honey. I've been around here a lot longer than you have... seen it all.

 

[satindesire]

I am to the point in my post as writing what I am requesting and I am the idiot?

Edit to add definition of berk.

Berk, slang for an idiot

No, you're not an idiot. You just need to be careful of how you come across to people.

 

[BiBunny]

No, you're not an idiot. You just need to be careful of how you come across to people.

She ain't the only one, either.

And it ain't you I'm talking about, Ms. Satin. Just for the record.

 

[MisterSir]

Translation: its like calling someone silly.

Less flavourful, probably more right. Listen to Harmony, I'm going to grumble about the state of Britain's kids and possibly shout at some people to get off the lawn I don't have.

She ain't the only one, either.

Is it me? I keep telling people to take everything I have with a pinch of salt, it's in my signature, I don't know what is this I don't even.

He says, tongue firmly in cheek.

 

[satindesire]

And hello.... look at my join date honey. I've been around here a lot longer than you have... seen it all.

Oh noes, I guess I should bow humbly to your all-knowing Literotica wisdom, oh Great and Mighty Internet Goddess! Seeing as how you've seen it all and suchlike. Sorry, my mistake for having an opinion. I'll check with you next time via PM before I post to make sure you agree with me and all. Don't want to make myself look like such a peon.

She ain't the only one, either.

And it ain't you I'm talking about, Ms. Satin. Just for the record.

Thanks baby!

 

[Harmony_1985]

I am to the point in my post as writing what I am requesting and I am the idiot?

Edit to add definition of berk.

Berk, slang for an idiot

You're not an idiot, the way you worded the post meant it could have been taken the wrong way and you could have ended up with alot more hostile replies than you recieved.

Or mine? I've been on the west coast since I was ten and both of my parents were raised on the west coast.

I also call most people 'sweetie'.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEY~!

I call people "sweets".

 

[Harmony_1985]

Less flavourful, probably more right. Listen to Harmony, I'm going to grumble about the state of Britain's kids and possibly shout at some people to get off the lawn I don't have.

Britain's kids are a disgrace, but only because Britain's parents are about as much use as a chocolate teapot in a heat wave.

 

[satindesire]

Britain's kids are a disgrace, but only because Britain's parents are about as much use as a chocolate teapot in a heat wave.

*dies laughing*

 

[Daddyslilpet]

It tickles me, I've just realised that the above poster and I seem to have complete opposing opinions on a number of things. If she's not too far on her high horse, what's your sentiment towards Soundgarden?

Black Hole Sun is one of my fav songs.

 

[MisterSir]

Black Hole Sun is one of my fav songs.

Damn. I thought you were going to be the anti-me for a moment.

...how about Rush?

 

[Harmony_1985]

*dies laughing*

It's true! They're either little run away thugs with this "YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME" attitude, or they're wet blankets that are afraid to step out in to the sunlight and go when someone says "arse".

 

[satindesire]

It's true! They're either little run away thugs with this "YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME" attitude, or they're wet blankets that are afraid to step out in to the sunlight and go when someone says "arse".

Don't you get to see boobs in everyday life though?! Like, on daytime TV and everything?! I mean honest to God, what are people complaining about over there? Besides the crusty teeth. *teasing!!!*

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Damn. I thought you were going to be the anti-me for a moment.

...how about Rush?

I actually like just about all music with the exception of opera (absolutely hate it...lol) and most rap, although there is some rap I find amusing.

 

[MisterSir]

Don't you get to see boobs in everyday life though?! Like, on daytime TV and everything?! I mean honest to God, what are people complaining about over there? Besides the crusty teeth. *teasing!!!*

The weather. I honestly wouldn't mind living in somewhere like Seattle or Las Vegas because at least there, the weather's made up it's mind to rain thirteen months out of the year or whatever. Here, our climate just doesn't know what it wants to do with itself and I don't like it.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Don't you get to see boobs in everyday life though?! Like, on daytime TV and everything?! I mean honest to God, what are people complaining about over there? Besides the crusty teeth. *teasing!!!*

Seriously, there was THOUSANDS of complaints about Holly Willoughby (who is totally bangable btw) and her cleavage on one episode of dancing on ice.

The girl had a push up bra on, her dress was made to enhance them and she very well endowed, yet people complained.

It's not like she got them out for the lads. What is my country coming to?

 

[Homburg]

about as much use as a chocolate teapot in a heat wave.

This is the single most British phrase I've ever heard.

--

...how about Rush?

*watches closely and carefully*