Question for real life submissive.

So I guess that since I'm sticking to mild online repartee on account of not having the time for a relationship, I'm technically in the reserves.

I guess I need to spam posts until I can make my custom title 'BDSM Reservist'.

Also, I think that people who like to deceive others won't be deterred if you say 'Don't fake me, man!'

Edit: There we go.
 
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i understand that there are some people out there who are less than genuine but to lable all online subs as "game players and fakes" is extremely offensive. It may not have been your intention in the OP but you have now, no doubt, alienated a large group of people. i have always thought Lit to be a place with an "each to their own" ethos and it is a pity that some people feel it is OK to judge others negatively on the basis of how they choose to express their kinks.
 
I call people "hon" because I'm from Baltimore. Not so much lately, but it's definitely still in there.

Loved the etymology lesson for berk - my new favorite word!

Hope nobody minds if I whip out my join date...that's right, 8+ years. Hell, I've been a mod since 2003.

I STILL HAVE MORE POSTS! :nana:

pbth!

And for the record, Hershey is in WAY southern PA. They get the same weather we do, and I assure you 75% of the year is just fine.

Yeah, I don't think I could live with snow 25% of the year, either. Yuck. The two or three days a year we get here tick me off.
 
"You must have a REALLY low opinion of everyone here."
As I stated before, there are posers and fakes on this board and I do not wish to have my question by one of them.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, do you have a frakking lie detector? ARE you a lie detector? Exactly how do you expect to tell if somebody sending you a message and claiming to be a real life submissive is a poser or a fake or the real McCoy? Are you stupid? Why, yes! Yes, you are!
 
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Thank you so much for posting my question over the board! I just love it when I asked for a specific request and get a response, then say I will get back to it when I get off work and then OMG life gets in the way, and when I come to a point where I can talk in detail, you have posted what I asked in a PRIVATE email to the board.
You are the perfect example of a POSER, of a FAKE. You people that are attacking me in other threads and such are the same, POSERS and FAKES, you obviously feel very little inside and such take great pride in trying to be "real" on line. How's that working out for you?

Um, you never asked her the question, so how has she posted it out in the public eye?
 
Thank you so much for posting my question over the board! I just love it when I asked for a specific request and get a response, then say I will get back to it when I get off work and then OMG life gets in the way, and when I come to a point where I can talk in detail, you have posted what I asked in a PRIVATE email to the board.
You are the perfect example of a POSER, of a FAKE. You people that are attacking me in other threads and such are the same, POSERS and FAKES, you obviously feel very little inside and such take great pride in trying to be "real" on line. How's that working out for you?

...I missed the part where she posted the question. Y'know, the top secret, can only be answered by real subs question.

As for the rest, melodrama much? Maybe I feel a lot inside, and I'm expressing the moribund pains of my ever-angsting existence by mocking this tripe. It's working out swimmingly, too. I haven't tortured a fly, rat, or dog all week long, and my therapist is very proud.

Really, get over yourself. I'd be a tad more sympathetic to the posting of a PM exchange if you weren't so hilariously over the top in bewailing it.
 
Sinnocence, symbolicflame does have a point - I believe forum rules dictate that contents of PMs are not to be made public without the author's permission.
 
4. You may not post personal information of other members or, for that matter, anyone else. We do not allow phone numbers, email addresses, private messages or quotes from private emails to be posted on the forum. This rule also covers real names, employment info, and any other personal information that we deem inappropriate.
 
4. You may not post personal information of other members or, for that matter, anyone else. We do not allow phone numbers, email addresses, private messages or quotes from private emails to be posted on the forum. This rule also covers real names, employment info, and any other personal information that we deem inappropriate.

I believe Gracie and I just finished pointing that out (in your defense).

You're welcome.
 
Yes thank you, I was posting the full rule to bring it to their attention.
Meant no disrespect toward you two.
 
As for the rest, melodrama much? Maybe I feel a lot inside, and I'm expressing the moribund pains of my ever-angsting existence by mocking this tripe. It's working out swimmingly, too. I haven't tortured a fly, rat, or dog all week long, and my therapist is very proud.

This made me laugh. I admit it.

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To the OP, I'm both Real Life and Long Distance, as one of my girls lives with me, and the other won't be moving here until this summer. Am I thus both Real and Fake concurrently?
 
This made me laugh. I admit it.

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To the OP, I'm both Real Life and Long Distance, as one of my girls lives with me, and the other won't be moving here until this summer. Am I thus both Real and Fake concurrently?

Easy, you're a "rake".

(Can you tell I'm bored tonight? Waiting for my ride to get here for a very shi-shi dinner.)

Heck I'm in a long distance, online, BDSM relationship with a penguin. What the hell does that make me???
 
So I guess that since I'm sticking to mild online repartee on account of not having the time for a relationship, I'm technically in the reserves.

One weekend a month and two weeks a year...yup, that pretty much describes the real life component of my LDR (although I'm still working on making that monthly visit happen). Where can I sign up? :D
 
Actually, I'm curious about something. K is being activated at the end of the month.

Does that mean I'll be an LDR for the next thirteen months? (Otherwise known as fake to some parties.) Or am I still r/l? :confused:
 
Actually, I'm curious about something. K is being activated at the end of the month.

Does that mean I'll be an LDR for the next thirteen months? (Otherwise known as fake to some parties.) Or am I still r/l? :confused:

Poser. :cool:

Homburg said:
I'm both Real Life and Long Distance, as one of my girls lives with me, and the other won't be moving here until this summer. Am I thus both Real and Fake concurrently?

You are both real and fake at the same time, and so you therefore cancel yourself out. Whatever that means...
 
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Easy, you're a "rake".

(Can you tell I'm bored tonight? Waiting for my ride to get here for a very shi-shi dinner.)

Heck I'm in a long distance, online, BDSM relationship with a penguin. What the hell does that make me???

Envied by those who love penguins and can't have them? :D
 
Easy, you're a "rake".

(Can you tell I'm bored tonight? Waiting for my ride to get here for a very shi-shi dinner.)

Heck I'm in a long distance, online, BDSM relationship with a penguin. What the hell does that make me???

What about a "feal"?

To answer your question Keroin, it doesn't matter. Are you switching with the penguin? We all know there is nothing worse than being a switch. We are the fakest of all fakey posers, so really I think you and your non-aviary ave will be just fine... even if you are long distance...and online only...and of different species...
 
IMHO, we should let this thread die and sink to the bottom of the pool. At this point, we're beating a dead horse and the OP isn't anywhere closer to 'getting it'. We should stop trying to open eyes that have been welded shut.
 
IMHO, we should let this thread die and sink to the bottom of the pool. At this point, we're beating a dead horse and the OP isn't anywhere closer to 'getting it'. We should stop trying to open eyes that have been welded shut.

Party pooper.
 
Well I didn't post her question posed to me in private out here in public, I did participate in the thread hi-jacking to try and settle things down a bit, so I guess I'm a "fake" too. Even though I am married to Daddy but whatever. I hope she finds the answers she seeks because at this point I'm done with the drama.
 
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