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[TomBoner]

Is it true that deep throating and swallowing sperm will cure a ticklish cough?

Only if done properly ... but I just KNOW you have it in you. Do you have a ticklish cough right now?

 

[essa_]

Here ... I posted this over on the funny thread ... but I think you deserve it today, sticks.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1722f15bc12b7c0b168532aacf27d111/tumblr_mtzwdhmbjR1r3e62yo1_500.jpg

K?

Can't you think of MUCH MUCH better things to tickle your tonsils with?

You have a funny thread?

 

[stickygirl]

*cough cough cough* *cough* Could you get me something?

 

[TomBoner]

Absolutely, I can provide much scientific proof if required

Was there a question in there somewhere???

Maybe written in white?

 

[essa_]

Can alts lay claim to fame for what they did before they became alts? Is that really an alternative?

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Damn ... why do I have a headache all the sudden?

I have the best alt ever, just changed the capital E in my name to a lower case one, don't you just love a gal with brains?

 

[TomBoner]

You have a funny thread?

I figure since my private parts are NOOOlaughing matter I might as well participate on a funny thread to make up for it.

Make sense?

 

[essa_]

Absolutely, I can provide much scientific proof if required?

Would this be a good time to wish you a happy birthday?

 

[TomBoner]

I have the best alt ever, just changed the capital E in my name to a lower case one, don't you just love a gal with brains?

Are you implying there's something wrong with bimbo's?

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I think a lot of the alt guys wanna be girls here on lit are going to be really disappointed about that, ya know?

 

[MSH2]

Would this be a good time to wish you a happy birthday?

Do you have presents?

Thank you

 

[essa_]

I figure since my private parts are NOOOlaughing matter I might as well participate on a funny thread to make up for it.

Make sense?

Makes perfect sense, you're almost as brainy as me, note I said almost, won't you?

 

[TomBoner]

Absolutely, I can provide much scientific proof if required?

You realize the only reason you're getting away with adding a question mark to the end of a statement to make it appear as a question is becuz you're a birthboy today. Otherwise I think you might be at risk of being banned for the day.

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Oh yeah ... would that be fair?

 

[essa_]

Are you implying there's something wrong with bimbo's?

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I think a lot of the alt guys wanna be girls here on lit are going to be really disappointed about that, ya know?

Why on earth would I imply that when I'm the bimbo queen?

 

[vibes]

Why on earth would I imply that when I'm the bimbo queen?

Isn't that just sexy?

 

[essa_]

Do you have presents?

Thank you

I sure do wrapped up in a big pink bow too, you wanna come unwrap me I mean it?

 

[MSH2]

You realize the only reason you're getting away with adding a question mark to the end of a statement to make it appear as a question is becuz you're a birthboy today. Otherwise I think you might be at risk of being banned for the day.

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Oh yeah ... would that be fair?

And its at this point that we realise how much inflection changes a sentence, yes?

 

[TomBoner]

Makes perfect sense, you're almost as brainy as me, note I said almost, won't you?

I suppose that would give me something to aspire to, now wouldn't it?

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That plus you get to masturbate all that time. Is it ok if I aspire to that too?

 

[essa_]

Isn't that just sexy?

Is it?

 

[MSH2]

I sure do wrapped up in a big pink bow too, you wanna come unwrap me I mean it?

is this a trick question?

 

[stickygirl]

I was thinking
When a girl gets spit roasted does it mean she has a ticklish cough and an itchy bum?
Doncha hate it when you type aloud?

 

[TomBoner]

And its at this point that we realise how much inflection changes a sentence, yes?

Only if I'm drinking heavily and hearing inflections in everything. Ya suppose a tickling tonsil can inflect at the same time?

 

[essa_]

I suppose that would give me something to aspire to, now wouldn't it?

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That plus you get to masturbate all that time. Is it ok if I aspire to that too?

You may aspire all you wish but you do know you'll never be me don't you?

 

[essa_]

is this a trick question?

Would I ever trick you?

 

[essa_]

I was thinking
When a girl gets spit roasted does it mean she has a ticklish cough and an itchy bum?
Doncha hate it when you type aloud?

Do you know you have the most interesting thoughts?

 

[TomBoner]

I was thinking
When a girl gets spit roasted does it mean she has a ticklish cough and an itchy bum?
Doncha hate it when you type aloud?

Doncha think we've sorta grown used to it from you?



And what about spit roasting is gonna make your friggin' bum itchy?

 

[vibes]

Would I ever trick you?

Do you like tricks?