Will that bother you when you try to sleep tonight?
If I say yes will you keep my disgusting thoughts to yourself?
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If I say yes will you keep my disgusting thoughts to yourself?
TomBoner
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Are we getting our waffles arse about tit?
I would never tell a lady she has a waffles arse. Wouldn't that be rude?
Are we still talking about that fart joke of hers?
If I say yes will you keep my disgusting thoughts to yourself?
Ofcourse. That's why you put them here on a closed thread where nobody else will read them. Am I right?
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You mean you won't be licking your lips before I explode?
What would he be licking them for when you haven't ... erm ... exploded yet?
I would never tell a lady she has a waffles arse. Wouldn't that be rude?
Are we still talking about that fart joke of hers?
Ofcourse. That's why you put them here on a closed thread where nobody else will read them. Am I right?
Of course you're right I'm not daft enough to think this is a public thread am I?
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It's called anticipation of my said exploding, vibes, do keep up won't you?
Wouldn't it be nice to know a few details about this explosion?
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Of course you're right I'm not daft enough to think this is a public thread am I?
Should I really comment on your daftiness ... or would that be in poor taste?
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Would you prefer to share some daftiness in private?
It's called anticipation of my said exploding, vibes, do keep up won't you?
My my myyyyyyy. You just got awful demanding, now didn't you?
Should I really comment on your daftiness ... or would that be in poor taste?
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Would you prefer to share some daftiness in private?
My my myyyyyyy. You just got awful demanding, now didn't you?
Comment away but be warned I get mardy awful quick, did you know daft an mardy is a lethal combination?
I'm a very demanding gal didn't you realise?
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Comment away but be warned I get mardy awful quick, did you know daft an mardy is a lethal combination?
I'm a very demanding gal didn't you realise?
Shylock was demanding too; will you demand your inch of flesh as well?
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Have you never had the misfortune to be exploded on?
Wait, what kind of explosion are we talking about now?
Lord no, I would never demand an inch of flesh, it would have to be a pound of flesh wouldn't it?
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Does anyone need anything blown up?
Doesn't blowing often lead to exploding?
Doesn't vibes always want something blown up?
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Lord no, I would never demand an inch of flesh, it would have to be a pound of flesh wouldn't it?
Pound yes , given .How will you ensure it is not a grain more or less ?
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Oh dear: is he often deflated? Maybe feeling let down?
Oh dear: is he often deflated? Maybe feeling let down?
Do you know one thing vibes isn't is deflated, wouldn't stop him wanting a blow though would it?
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I have an excellent pair of jugs that I can measure with don't I?
Jugs measure true all the while
Is Jughead a character you remember from your teen days ?
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Would it have been in black & white? Can you post summinck?
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