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[troubledone]

Hey - you're not trying to be 'smart' are ya, like making wise cracks nor nothing? Isn't that what Tom would say?



Huh? You mean you want Tom?

Sticky do you realize your lips confuse people ?

 

[Pondlife]

Need not want is that better or worse?

 

[Indienne]

Need not want is that better or worse?

Does it really make a difference?

 

[coffeelover5]

Does it really make a difference?

It all makes a difference does it not?

How is the lovely Indie today?

 

[Indienne]

It all makes a difference does it not?

How is the lovely Indie today?

Hello, coffee. I'm well. Thank you. How are you today?

 

[coffeelover5]

Hello, coffee. I'm well. Thank you. How are you today?

day off work, so all is well in coffee-land

 

[stickygirl]

Sticky do you realize your lips confuse people ?

Duncha thunk your posts confuse people? (said Tom)

What's wrong with my lips??

 

[stickygirl]

day off work, so all is well in coffee-land

Hey Coffee....hey we have some hazelnut coffee at home - can you recommend anything equally scrummy?

 

[TomBoner]

Tom and I have a special relationship on that score, don't we Uncle Tom?

Where's Tom when you need him?

I was off building a cabin. You can't be an Uncle Tom if you don't have a friggin' cabin!

Huh? You mean you want Tom?

Awwwwwwww ... ... I feel so some times.

...

Not often, mind you ... but some times.

 

[stickygirl]

I was off building a cabin. You can't be an Uncle Tom if you don't have a friggin' cabin!



Awwwwwwww ... ... I feel so some times.

...

Not often, mind you ... but some times.

A cabin? Like a cabin in the woods? Like a cabin in the woods that's full of sharp gardening tools, to where you drag dead bodies in oversized plastic bags with a hand, the colour of marble, trailing limply out across the dead-leafed ashen ground through the doorway, stained ochre by the scratching of desperate, scrabbling fingers and roll their dead lifeless corpse onto the killing bench and cut them into dog meat with a hachet, whose blade glints red in the last ray of hopeful sunshine that reaches out across the mist-filled valley from far-away mountains that belong to a carefree happier life of tumbling streams and soaring birds amongst the clouds? That one?

 

[dutchrain]

A cabin? Like a cabin in the woods? Like a cabin in the woods that's full of sharp gardening tools, to where you drag dead bodies in oversized plastic bags with a hand, the colour of marble, trailing limply out across the dead-leafed ashen ground through the doorway, stained ochre by the scratching of desperate, scrabbling fingers and roll their dead lifeless corpse onto the killing bench and cut them into dog meat with a hachet, whose blade glints red in the last ray of hopeful sunshine that reaches out across the mist-filled valley from far-away mountains that belong to a carefree happier life of tumbling streams and soaring birds amongst the clouds? That one?

Sounds like the perfect description of a hidy-hole where one would spend lots of time, pondering the ways of live, and maybe feel a bit 'Dexterly', a place where one could get away from all the troubles of live, do away with them and rejoice the fact one is having finally some real me-time, doesn't it?

 

[stickygirl]

Sounds like the perfect description of a hidy-hole where one would spend lots of time, pondering the ways of live, and maybe feel a bit 'Dexterly', a place where one could get away from all the troubles of live, do away with them and rejoice the fact one is having finally some real me-time, doesn't it?

Exactly! Men need caves and what woman would begrudge them that?

 

[TomBoner]

Sounds like the perfect description of a hidy-hole where one would spend lots of time, pondering the ways of live, and maybe feel a bit 'Dexterly', a place where one could get away from all the troubles of live, do away with them and rejoice the fact one is having finally some real me-time, doesn't it?

Perfect description of a hiney hole? Who the hell wants a perfect description of a hiney hole?

Actually, didn't snow white and the 7 dwarfs do a song about the perfect hiney hole?

Hiney hole ... hiney hole ...
I got a lot to blow ...
So pucker up and hold it in ...
Hiney hole ... hiney hole ..

I forgot the rest of the words, but it was a pretty damn good song.

Exactly! Men need caves and what woman would begrudge them that?

I'm in the mood for some begrudging. How 'bout you sticks?

 

[stickygirl]

Perfect description of a hiney hole? Who the hell wants a perfect description of a hiney hole?

Actually, didn't snow white and the 7 dwarfs do a song about the perfect hiney hole?

Hiney hole ... hiney hole ...
I got a lot to blow ...
So pucker up and hold it in ...
Hiney hole ... hiney hole ..

I forgot the rest of the words, but it was a pretty damn good song.



I'm in the mood for some begrudging. How 'bout you sticks?

Tom? Doncha think you're getting a little overwrought? Have you taken your pills today - you know how physical work can upset your blood sugars?

 

[TomBoner]

Tom? Doncha think you're getting a little overwrought? Have you taken your pills today - you know how physical work can upset your blood sugars?

Alright ... you convinced me. Time for physical fun. Are you game?

Do you think hiney hole sounds more erotic than asshole?

 

[stickygirl]

Alright ... you convinced me. Time for physical fun. Are you game?

Do you think hiney hole sounds more erotic than asshole?

Umm... what's a hiney hole? Do you mean vagina? I think it's ok to say vagina Tom or else spell-check would flag it like it does hiney. Oh - I geddit!! It's a play or words like rhyming slang isn't it?


what does it rhyme with?

 

[Pondlife]

Erm didn't you spot him telling you what hiney hole was in the bit you quoted?

 

[stickygirl]

Erm didn't you spot him telling you what hiney hole was in the bit you quoted?

... don't you think ... hiney... asshole
eeeeeeeeeww... Oh ok
I can live with that ^^
So what do ya call a vagina - a fanny?

 

[TomBoner]

... don't you think ... hiney... asshole
eeeeeeeeeww... Oh ok
I can live with that ^^
So what do ya call a vagina - a fanny?

Pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket ...

Shall I continue?

 

[stickygirl]

Pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket ...

Shall I continue?

Were those from memory or did you Wiki?

 

[TomBoner]

Were those from memory or did you Wiki?

You callin' me a cheat?

...

Alright ... so maybe I googled it. Is that ok?

 

[dutchrain]

Pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket ...

Now which one is the most offensive, absurd or just gross?

 

[Pondlife]

Bearded axe wound?

 

[BeachBum25]

Why would you say that?

 

[MBFemale]

Why would you say that?

I dunno, why haven't you??