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[TomBoner]

Are you talking about Victor or the monster?

Are you calling my penis a monster?

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Should I just say thank you and move on?

 

[Indienne]

Are you calling my penis a monster?

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Should I just say thank you and move on?

Do you think it's a compliment to have your penis compared to a monster?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Do you think it's a compliment to have your penis compared to a monster?

But what if you just call it a monster penis?

 

[TomBoner]

Do you think it's a compliment to have your penis compared to a monster?

Haven't you ever heard the song:

Tommy has a monster dick ...
a monster dick ... a monster dick ...
he likes it when it gets a lick ...
it really make is thick.

Tommy has a monster cock ...
a monster cock ... a monster cock ...
when it gets hard as a rock ...
a girl will go in shock ...

Tommy has a monster rod...
a monster rod... a monster rod ...
no one has yet found it flawed ...
it seems a work of god ...

Tommy has a monster shaft...
a monster shaft ... a monster shaft ...
it helps him to perfect his craft ...
of taking girls from their aft ...

I guess it probably wasn't as popular overseas as it was here, ya think?

 

[TomBoner]

But what if you just call it a monster penis?

Pretty damned obvious to me that you haven't tried to cum up with rhymes for penis, now have ya ltpw?

 

[stickygirl]

Do you think it's a compliment to have your penis compared to a monster?

Indi! Do you seriously think Tom's Frankenstein wee wee is a joke item?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfBS36zdV-xdNrfF_AKq4ubHN060IaeGSUCg_rSmhMYZ5Nsopr

Actually, does anyone else think this is funny? bad but funny?

 

[Indienne]

But what if you just call it a monster penis?

Would yuo call it that?

Haven't you ever heard the song:

Tommy has a monster dick ...
a monster dick ... a monster dick ...
he likes it when it gets a lick ...
it really make is thick.

Tommy has a monster cock ...
a monster cock ... a monster cock ...
when it gets hard as a rock ...
a girl will go in shock ...

Tommy has a monster rod...
a monster rod... a monster rod ...
no one has yet found it flawed ...
it seems a work of god ...

Tommy has a monster shaft...
a monster shaft ... a monster shaft ...
it helps him to perfect his craft ...
of taking girls from their aft ...

I guess it probably wasn't as popular overseas as it was here, ya think?

Bwahahahaha Oh, Tommy! Aren't you a cutie!

I have to go now. Would you two be good?


EtA

Indi! Do you seriously think Tom's Frankenstein wee wee is a joke item?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfBS36zdV-xdNrfF_AKq4ubHN060IaeGSUCg_rSmhMYZ5Nsopr

Actually, does anyone else think this is funny? bad but funny?

Why did you have to come online when I have to leave? Have fun, hon.

 

[TomBoner]

Indi! Do you seriously think Tom's Frankenstein wee wee is a joke item?

Hmmmmmmm ... it would seem it's about an appropriate time for this lil ms sticky girl.

And to think ... I saved you from having guys ejaculate all over you out in the woods. Is this the thanks I get?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Pretty damned obvious to me that you haven't tried to cum up with rhymes for penis, now have ya ltpw?

nooooo, it's really not something I think about.

Would yuo call it that?

To please the size queens perhaps?

 

[stickygirl]

You've all heard of Tom's little wee-wee
sticking out his pants, like "can you see me?"
It's pink and it's grey and from its very top
hangs a little bit of wee that it refused to drop
It glistens in the sun but glows in the dark
Cos Tom's been drinking moonshine booze in the park
And if it's hanging downward and seems to have shrunk
It's just because he's spent the day outside getting drunk

*curtsey*

 

[TomBoner]

I hereby declare this ejaculate on sticky day. Everybody game?

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Good thing indi left. How would she ejaculate?

And what's wrong with getting drunk in the middle of the day?

 

[stickygirl]

I hereby declare this ejaculate on sticky day. Everybody game?

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Good thing indi left. How would she ejaculate?

And what's wrong with getting drunk in the middle of the day?

Is that what's called bucacki or summinck?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Is that what's called bucacki or summinck?

don't you mean sammich?

 

[stickygirl]

don't you mean sammich?

Do you mean like a bucacki sammich?
Ask Tom - doesn't he love those with his meat balls?

 

[Pondlife]

would Indi ejilluate?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Do you mean like a bucacki sammich?
Ask Tom - doesn't he love those with his meat balls?

oooohhh do I really need to know such things?

 

[stickygirl]

would Indi ejilluate?

ejilluate?! That's a new one on Google. Could someone please ask Indi when she comes back?

Where's Tom? Oh no - he's not writing poetry again is he?

 

[Pondlife]

ejilluate?! That's a new one on Google. Could someone please ask Indi when she comes back?

Where's Tom? Oh no - he's not writing poetry again is he?

Well it's just possible I just made it up... or just typoed it ejillulate
Maybe he's renewing the stitches?

 

[TomBoner]

Wow ... suddenly I want to be able to ejillulate. Doesn't quite seem fair, does it?

 

[stickygirl]

Wow ... suddenly I want to be able to ejillulate. Doesn't quite seem fair, does it?

Or appropriate. Didn't you google and end up with a ref. to women masturbating/ejaculating? Do you think we should adopt the word?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Or appropriate. Didn't you google and end up with a ref. to women masturbating/ejaculating? Do you think we should adopt the word?

and become foster parents?

 

[TomBoner]

Or appropriate. Didn't you google and end up with a ref. to women masturbating/ejaculating? Do you think we should adopt the word?

When you look at urban dictionary it gives the example of "When Erik ate out Britney she ejillulated all over his face." I think she it was just pee, don't you? If that's the case, I can ejillulate and ejaculate! I think that's pretty damned special, don't you?

 

[TomBoner]

and become foster parents?

When you adopt you don't become a foster parent. You are a real parent. Would you like to be the father of the word ejillulate?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

When you look at urban dictionary it gives the example of "When Erik ate out Britney she ejillulated all over his face." I think she it was just pee, don't you? If that's the case, I can ejillulate and ejaculate! I think that's pretty damned special, don't you?

Can you participate in the Olympics doing that?

When you adopt you don't become a foster parent. You are a real parent. Would you like to be the father of the word ejillulate?

If that means when a woman squirts, who wouldn't?

 

[stickygirl]

When you look at urban dictionary it gives the example of "When Erik ate out Britney she ejillulated all over his face." I think she it was just pee, don't you? If that's the case, I can ejillulate and ejaculate! I think that's pretty damned special, don't you?

*stifles yawn* Hmm..? Yes - it's true Tom, you are very very special. Truly special aren't you?
I've always felt there was a harmony in you - both ying and yang, male and female, rhythm and rhyme, wax and wane, wise and fuckass stupid - it surely is a gift?