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I'll prob'ly need to take lessons from indi. I bet she's an expert ejillulator, don't ya think?
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I'll prob'ly need to take lessons from indi. I bet she's an expert ejillulator, don't ya think?
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Don't you know Tom has the ability to enter both male and female teams?
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Maybe, but can I first apologise for calling you names? D'ya know I was cooking my supper and it kept bugging me so... can you forgive me?It's true! I'll team up with anybody! Do you wanna team up sticks?
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Maybe, but can I first apologise for calling you names? D'ya know I was cooking my supper and it kept bugging me so... can you forgive me?
If fuckass stupid is the worse name you ever call me, we're on pretty good terms, hey?
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And quit stifling your yawns. It's not good for you. Didn't you know that?
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Now ... would you like to go out into the woods and ejillulate together?
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Do you know that's such a weight off my mind? PhewIf fuckass stupid is the worse name you ever call me, we're on pretty good terms, hey?
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And quit stifling your yawns. It's not good for you. Didn't you know that?
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Now ... would you like to go out into the woods and ejillulate together?
What was the other thing?
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The other thing was that I have to go, wasn't it? But just so you know ... I'm not going to be ejaculating or ejilulating any time soon. Make sure you ask indi how many time's she ejilulated today when you catch up with her again ... k?
See ya kiddo!
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Can you question your own question on this thread?
Why not?
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Well, it just doesn't seem like a sane thing to do, ya know? Why would one question your own question?
Mornin' dutch!
Morning Tom.
Asking yourself if a question was called for could be a very sane thing once in a while, don't you think?
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Is this going to morph into the I think thread?
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No, why should it? Because I am a bit on the reflecting side at the moment?
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Do you think you are ... or are you in fact?
Can we quit thinkin' so much?
I was for a while. I think I am getting over it. Don't you think so?
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You quit thinking for a while?
No, I quit being reflective for a while. Too much philosophizing is just too distracting sometimes, isn't it? If you quit thinking all the time, how do you manage to post?
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When was I posting?
My general philosophy is to have morning sex, a bloody mary, round 2 of sex, take a shower, round 3 of sex ... and then figure out what to do the rest of the day. Work for you?
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When was I posting?
Oh yes, totally! When and where?
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See ... you do still like to philosophize ... ... ... it just needs to be the right philosophy!
How 'bout now ... in my office?
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See ... you do still like to philosophize ... ... ... it just needs to be the right philosophy!
How 'bout now ... in my office?
You have Bloody Maries in your office? A comfy bed? A nice big shower? A couch? A very comfy chair?
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But ofcourse. Doesn't everybody?
Maybe I need to talk with my boss? Kind of urgently? Because my office is under-furnitured?
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Do you want to cum work for me? Don't you think you'd be ... uhhhhhhhh ... gainfully employed?
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Do you want to cum work for me? Don't you think you'd be ... uhhhhhhhh ... gainfully employed?
I am quite sure I could be of service to you somehow? The climate is much nicer at your part of the world than here too, I suppose?
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