Rambling Rosie's Retreat

[AWonkyDonkey]

Coo-eee everyone!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Coo-eee everyone!

Ey up!

 

[lingus60]

Coo-eee everyone!

Hiya Wonks!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ey up!

Hiya Wonks!

Hello you 'orrible* lot. *Said with the greatest affection...

How are we?

 

[lingus60]

All good thanks Wonky. Hope you're doing well

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

All good thanks Wonky. Hope you're doing well

I'm alright mate .. well...

My backside is sore. I went arse over tit on the ice today whilst trying to get my car out. I feel like I've been violated by several large toys...

 

[lingus60]

I'm alright mate .. well...

My backside is sore. I went arse over tit on the ice today whilst trying to get my car out. I feel like I've been violated by several large toys...

Great to hear that you're up and about... and getting about.... well sort of!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'm alright mate .. well...

My backside is sore. I went arse over tit on the ice today whilst trying to get my car out. I feel like I've been violated by several large toys...

I wish I'd been violated by several large toys..

I mean, erm...
Oh no!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Hello you 'orrible* lot. *Said with the greatest affection...

How are we?

Hello Wonky (@lingus60 and @RosewoodTulip too).

I am broken toed and mildly concussed. On Monday, I somehow managed to catch the rubber tip on the toe of my trainer on the hardwood floor and then faceplant. Happily didn't break my glasses or my thumb.

How's everyone else doing?

ETA: Ouch, Wonky.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hello Wonky (@lingus60 and @RosewoodTulip too).

I am broken toed and mildly concussed. On Monday, I somehow managed to catch the rubber tip on the toe of my trainer on the hardwood floor and then faceplant. Happily didn't break my glasses or my thumb.

How's everyone else doing?

Oh god Ang ouch!
I'm meant to be the clumsy one. You all need to please be careful

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Great to hear that you're up and about... and getting about.... well sort of!

It was like a drunk version of Riverdance before I hit the deck.

I wish I'd been violated by several large toys..

I mean, erm...
Oh no!

Such a dark horse, Rosie... I didn't know you're a raging pervert.

Hello Wonky (@lingus60 and @RosewoodTulip too).

I am broken toed and mildly concussed. On Monday, I somehow managed to catch the rubber tip on the toe of my trainer on the hardwood floor and then faceplant. Happily didn't break my glasses or my thumb.

How's everyone else doing?

ETA: Ouch, Wonky.

Oh bloody nora, Angelica! *Throws some bubble wrap over.* Wrap yourself up in that and take it steady! Sounds painful. As I am a doctor - trust me, I have a certificate - I prescribe doing nothing but sitting down and browsing Lit.

 

[lingus60]

Hello Wonky (@lingus60 and @RosewoodTulip too).

I am broken toed and mildly concussed. On Monday, I somehow managed to catch the rubber tip on the toe of my trainer on the hardwood floor and then faceplant. Happily didn't break my glasses or my thumb.

How's everyone else doing?

ETA: Ouch, Wonky.

Ouch! Hope you recover fully soon!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Thanks, you guys.
I could definitely use that bubble wrap.

 

[joclfc]

Nice to see you all enjoying have another great year together. Miss you all

 

[stickygirl]

It's like a bloody A&E dept in here. I can do first aid but not xrays or things with your bum, if that's any help?

 

[joclfc]

It's like a bloody A&E dept in here. I can do first aid but not xrays or things with your bum, if that's any help?

Get the paracetamol and flu tablets out then

 

[stickygirl]

Get the paracetamol and flu tablets out then

Should have had a vaccination, honey. I'm so sorry. Paracepts on the way.
If it's man-flu that's jumped gender-ship there is no cure.
Glad it's not your bum

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

things with your bum, if that's any help?

I'll pass, thank you. I've had things done to my bum before. I think I have PTSD...

Should have had a vaccination, honey. I'm so sorry. Paracepts on the way.
If it's man-flu that's jumped gender-ship there is no cure.
Glad it's not your bum

Manflu (Latin:- Deathwarmedupiness Makeawillnow) is the deadliest disease known to man. That is a fact.

 

[stickygirl]

I'll pass, thank you. I've had things done to my bum before. I think I have PTSD...



Manflu (Latin:- Deathwarmedupiness Makeawillnow) is the deadliest disease known to man. That is a fact.

Apart from Bumflu
That's why I limit my services

 

[joclfc]

Should have had a vaccination, honey. I'm so sorry. Paracepts on the way.
If it's man-flu that's jumped gender-ship there is no cure.
Glad it's not your bum

Missed my flu jab this year, coughing like I've smoked 20 Woodbine

 

[joclfc]

Missed my flu jab this year, coughing like I've smoked 20 Woodbine

P.S. a bottle of Jack always welcome

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Apart from Bumflu
That's why I limit my services

Thanks to you, I can't get the image of projectile faeces shooting out of ones backside...

I wouldn't mind, I usually have a strong disposition but I'm eating my tea - chilli con carne...

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Thanks to you, I can't get the image of projectile faeces shooting out of ones backside...

I wouldn't mind, I usually have a strong disposition but I'm eating my tea - chilli con carne...

For about a nanosecond, I read that as projectile faces.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

For about a nanosecond, I read that as projectile faces.

I woz tryin' t'be posh and sound edukay... edjuuka... clever.

 

[lingus60]

I woz tryin' t'be posh and sound edukay... edjuuka... clever.

You suck seeded......