Rambling Rosie's Retreat

Apart from Bumflu
Thanks to you, I can't get the image of projectile faeces shooting out of ones backside...
A friend and I were in the middle of nowhere (a jungle in a South American country) and I told her I wasn’t feeling well. Her response still makes me laugh: “How bad is it? Are you peeing out of your butt?”
 
A friend and I were in the middle of nowhere (a jungle in a South American country) and I told her I wasn’t feeling well. Her response still makes me laugh: “How bad is it? Are you peeing out of your butt?”

Ha! Probably the worst place to be too if you did eventually end up doing that!

Leave the thread for a few hours and pop back in to see you all talking about *checks notes* projectile and liquid shit! 🤣

Way to keep things classy guys! 🤪

Oh, I'm the epitome of classy! 😜
 
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My reaction today after receiving a text from my exes now ex giving me a heads up that she's broken up with him after he did the exact same to her as he did to me.

Dude is gonna end up being 80 and alone because he'll have broken every decent person that ever came into his life.
Do you think she thought she could change him?
 
He looks like an angry skeleton to me.
I cancelled my dentist appointment for tomorrow because I'm to overwhelmed with work
Just dont get a toothache at work, or anywhere else. My biggest fear............a toothache when travelling far.
 
Also, don't forget I need fanning with a giant leaf.
Is that something one could get from a florist, you think?
Oh, the palm house at the local botanical gardens, that would do it.
Do ya think they'd notice someone walking out with a giant leaf? Well, frond, I suppose.
 
Is that something one could get from a florist, you think?
Oh, the palm house at the local botanical gardens, that would do it.
Do ya think they'd notice someone walking out with a giant leaf? Well, frond, I suppose.

Well one doesn't care how one gets it, as long as I am fanned voraciously as soon as possible.

It's not easy being royalty ...
 
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