Rambling Rosie's Retreat

[stickygirl]

Thanks to you, I can't get the image of projectile faeces shooting out of ones backside...

I wouldn't mind, I usually have a strong disposition but I'm eating my tea - chilli con carne...

Snap - we had that too! Just the ticket for a cold night.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Apart from Bumflu

Thanks to you, I can't get the image of projectile faeces shooting out of ones backside...

A friend and I were in the middle of nowhere (a jungle in a South American country) and I told her I wasn’t feeling well. Her response still makes me laugh: “How bad is it? Are you peeing out of your butt?”

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Leave the thread for a few hours and pop back in to see you all talking about *checks notes* projectile and liquid shit!

Way to keep things classy guys!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

A friend and I were in the middle of nowhere (a jungle in a South American country) and I told her I wasn’t feeling well. Her response still makes me laugh: “How bad is it? Are you peeing out of your butt?”

Ha! Probably the worst place to be too if you did eventually end up doing that!

Leave the thread for a few hours and pop back in to see you all talking about *checks notes* projectile and liquid shit!

Way to keep things classy guys!

Oh, I'm the epitome of classy!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ha! Probably the worst place to be too if you did eventually end up doing that!

Thankfully that was not my fate. I just thought it was hilariously worded

 

[RosewoodTulip]

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I think I'm a 3

 

[AngelicaS1780]

2

 

[RosewoodTulip]

2

Ah a sword. Excellent choice!

I'm quite tempted to have one of these next time I change my AV

 

[RosewoodTulip]

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My reaction today after receiving a text from my exes now ex giving me a heads up that she's broken up with him after he did the exact same to her as he did to me.

Dude is gonna end up being 80 and alone because he'll have broken every decent person that ever came into his life.

 

[stickygirl]

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I think I'm a 3

3 is looking Sass.
U rockin it babe

 

[Wriggle]

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I think I'm a 3

6 is the most appropriate for me this week

 

[Wriggle]

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My reaction today after receiving a text from my exes now ex giving me a heads up that she's broken up with him after he did the exact same to her as he did to me.

Dude is gonna end up being 80 and alone because he'll have broken every decent person that ever came into his life.

Do you think she thought she could change him?

 

[drobert44]

6 is the most appropriate for me this week

4; I gotta face the dentist.

 

[Wriggle]

4; I gotta face the dentist.

He looks like an angry skeleton to me.
I cancelled my dentist appointment for tomorrow because I'm to overwhelmed with work

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

5, 'cos it has a crown and I'm obviously royalty.

Bow down before me and weep, peasants!

Ugh. That was too much effort. I need to lay down.

 

[drobert44]

He looks like an angry skeleton to me.
I cancelled my dentist appointment for tomorrow because I'm to overwhelmed with work

Just dont get a toothache at work, or anywhere else. My biggest fear............a toothache when travelling far.

 

[Wriggle]

Somebody feed king donkey some grapes

 

[Wriggle]

Just dont get a toothache at work, or anywhere else. My biggest fear............a toothache when travelling far.

Mine was just the 6th month checkup

 

[drobert44]

Mine was just the 6th month checkup

Whew...........keep brushing

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Somebody feed king donkey some grapes

Also, don't forget I need fanning with a giant leaf.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Also, don't forget I need fanning with a giant leaf.

Is that something one could get from a florist, you think?
Oh, the palm house at the local botanical gardens, that would do it.
Do ya think they'd notice someone walking out with a giant leaf? Well, frond, I suppose.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is that something one could get from a florist, you think?
Oh, the palm house at the local botanical gardens, that would do it.
Do ya think they'd notice someone walking out with a giant leaf? Well, frond, I suppose.

Well one doesn't care how one gets it, as long as I am fanned voraciously as soon as possible.

It's not easy being royalty ...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don't know what's up with my eyes...

 

[joclfc]

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I think I'm a 3

4-6

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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I think I'm a 3

I’m kind of feeling myself this week, so I’m going to go with 7