Rambling Rosie's Retreat

[Wriggle]

Why the fuck am I eating all this middle class bollocks anyway?

I'm going back to tinned soup and beans - No frills brand too

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Humus is flavourless bollocks too unless you use it as a base to carry other flavours.

Houmous tastes loads better than bollocks.

 

[Wriggle]

I'd rather put bollocks in my mouth , thank you

 

[lingus60]

Oh I like it smushed into guacamole

That's posh mushy peas ......

 

[RosewoodTulip]

That's posh mushy peas ......

I once worked in a pub and the landlord called mushy peas Yorkshire Tapas

 

[Wriggle]

I'm a massive fan of tinned bachelor's mushy peas, but no one in my family will eat them.

I also make a great pea and bacon soup that takes 2 days in the biggest pan that my family won't eat.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'm a massive fan of tinned bachelor's mushy peas, but no one in my family will eat them.

I also make a great pea and bacon soup that takes 2 days in the biggest pan that my family won't eat.

I feel your pain there. There's currently about 5 meals that my boy will eat without an argument.
He hates all the things I like too so there's no point making it just for me

 

[Wriggle]

To be fair - peas

 

[Wand3rlust]

Houmous tastes loads better than bollocks.

Nope.

 

[Kat0069]

I feel your pain there. There's currently about 5 meals that my boy will eat without an argument.
He hates all the things I like too so there's no point making it just for me

I think pasta is the only thing that both my kids will eat ... oh and chocolate

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I think pasta is the only thing that both my kids will eat ... oh and chocolate

Oh god he'd live on junk food if I let him.
I got my first "it's not fair" the other day too. I'm gonna call him Kevin and not tell him why

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh god he'd live on junk food if I let him.
I got my first "it's not fair" the other day too. I'm gonna call him Kevin and not tell him why

Oh I played the clip for my kids.

Then I said 'see that? That's you, that is.'

And laughed myself silly and they had no clue about that...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Oh I played the clip for my kids.

Then I said 'see that? That's you, that is.'

And laughed myself silly and they had no clue about that...

That's brilliant!

 

[justanotherguy80]

Oh I played the clip for my kids.

Then I said 'see that? That's you, that is.'

And laughed myself silly and they had no clue about that...

Ah, the Mary Whitehouse Experience. Milky milky.

 

[Kat0069]

Oh god he'd live on junk food if I let him.
I got my first "it's not fair" the other day too. I'm gonna call him Kevin and not tell him why

Mine too!
and yes, it's so unfair!

Oh I played the clip for my kids.

Then I said 'see that? That's you, that is.'

And laughed myself silly and they had no clue about that...

Love this!

 

[Kat0069]

Ah, the Mary Whitehouse Experience. Milky milky.

I'm not sure I want to admit this, but I did have a slight crush on Newman & Baddiel back in the day

 

[justanotherguy80]

I'm not sure I want to admit this, but I did have a slight crush on Newman & Baddiel back in the day

I’ll allow it Rob Newman was quite enigmatic.

 

[Kat0069]

I’ll allow it Rob Newman was quite enigmatic.

Thank you

Does anyone remember TMWRNJ?

 

[Wriggle]

Rob Newman's History of Oil is great.

 

[Wriggle]

Thank you

Does anyone remember TMWRNJ?

I have no idea what that is.

 

[Kat0069]

I have no idea what that is.

This morning with Richard not Judy. Lee & Herring.

 

[Wriggle]

Ah.
I watched a few.

I really like Stewart Lee - the three act structure of his stand up is top tier writing and it's something many miss.

 

[justanotherguy80]

Ah.
I watched a few.

I really like Stewart Lee - the three act structure of his stand up is top tier writing and it's something many miss.

I went to one of his stand up shows earlier this year. I think it was genuinely the best stand up I’ve ever seen.

But I appreciate he’s an acquired taste and sometimes, just sometimes, he does stretch a joke just a little too far.

 

[Wriggle]

He drives my missus mental when he does that, but it's just his USP I think.
But the actual content is from my political perspective and intellectual comedy not just "some people hoover like this and then some people hoover like this" with floppy hair going all over.