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Cobblers!All souls day![]()
I was going with, assholes day, but there's enough American speakers without me joining in.Cobblers!
Right?! What's she gonna reveal next? The extra toe? The missing nostril?Real name in the forums klaxon
Did you have a snooze?Normally, I'd have been up and on lit ar 5.42am, too.
But I am only just waking up 3 hours later and I might go back to sleep.
Well seeing as I've just had to make polite conversation with the ex for an hour I think it's appropriateI was going with, assholes day
Yep. Until about 12.Did you have a snooze?
An hour?Well seeing as I've just had to make polite conversation with the ex for an hour I think it's appropriate
So "brinner"?Yep. Until about 12.
So now I'm eating breakfast and dinner.
Isn't it just!It's beautiful here today. Not very Novembery at all
So "brinner"?
I await my royalties
This is my new word and I'm stealing it for my book(s)
Well I get £0.00004 per page read.I await my royalties
Ooh a shiny pound coin!Well I get £0.00004 per page read.
My last book in paperback was 215pgs.
That shrank to 160pgs on the kindle.
Average number of words per page is 1500.
I could pay you 0.00004/1500 everytime I use or or I could just buy the rights for £1 now and get it over with.
(Or a thank you kiss - that's worth about a quid)
Might now be so shiny.... been in his pocket a long time...Ooh a shiny pound coin!
Thanks![]()
Oh but I don't want kisses or affection to be transactional. They should just be given freelyIf I can get away with paying for things in kisses, then I'm doing that.