Read this message I got at collarme.com!

[RavenSpirit2k4]

oh please meet him and tie him up then shove a big dildo in his ass with horse hair attached and send let him out in the town square with a big sign around his neck saying that a woman did this to me now please kick me in my so called superior ass.

Good idea!

Anyway, I'm glad you guys got a good laugh out of this. I know I did. It's almost hard to believe the guy was serious, but he probably was.

Man, do I know how to attract 'em, or what?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Someone has probably said this, but he sounds ESL, very probably japanese.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Someone has probably said this, but he sounds ESL, very probably japanese.

According to collarme.com, he has Sligo, Ireland on his profile. Apologies to any other Irish folks here, I'm sure he'd be an embarassment to them.

What does ESL stand for?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What does ESL stand for?

English as a Second Language.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

English as a Second Language.

Ah, thanks.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ah, thanks.

You wanna flied lice?

 

[FungiUg]

I'm still puzzled over why sitting down to pee is humiliating...

 

[rosco rathbone]

Those treacherous nipponese bastards pulled a fast one at pearl harbor. You think posing as irishmen is beyond them?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Those treacherous nipponese bastards pulled a fast one at pearl harbor. You think posing as irishmen is beyond them?

lol you are so...so....nevermind

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

You wanna flied lice?

You lost me, AA.

I'm still puzzled over why sitting down to pee is humiliating...

Me too. ~nods~

 

[Kajira Callista]

You lost me, AA.



Me too. ~nods~

he asked if you wanted fried rice

 

[rosco rathbone]

You wanna flied lice?

That's chinese, fuckknuckle.


Get your gooks straight, you racist SOB.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I'm still puzzled over why sitting down to pee is humiliating...

Vulnerability in a compromised position works two fold. Many cultural/individual mores view eliminating body waste as a private matter. Add the possibility of getting skull fucked while doing so pegs the humiliation factor. Then again, i may be blowing smoke rings out of my @ss.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

That's chinese, fuckknuckle.


Get your gooks straight, you racist SOB.

Back up Buckwheat, i am part gook. Half-Chamorro and disdain all of you equally ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[rosco rathbone]

Half-Chamorro

Is that a brand of injun?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Is that a brand of injun?

Nah, Micronesian.

Think slim Samoan, although they're Polynesian.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Nah, Micronesian.

Think slim Samoan, although they're Polynesian.

Oh, cool. I hear those fat samoan fucks are the mafia of the pacific.

So celestial navigation, ukelele music and underaged brides are in your bloodstream eh.

Sounds like more fun than lacrosse, sailing, glee club and harvard law for damn sure.


*curse my wasp ancestry*!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Oh, cool. I hear those fat samoan fucks are the mafia of the pacific.

i'll ask my twin cousins at the next family reunion ... chuckling.

So celestial navigation, ukelele music and underaged brides are in your bloodstream eh.

Yea on the first and third. Nay on the second although it might come in handy as a torture device or FOD/insertion threat.

Sounds like more fun than lacrosse, sailing, glee club and harvard law for damn sure.

*curse my wasp ancestry*!

Now Gaston, you're scaring all the pyl's with thoughts of getting skipped across the waves by a Brine: Cyber head then getting off, pun intended, Scot free.

Can't wait for ciara to hop in this thread to dis her with Girlie heads.

BTW ... your world isn't safe after all ... Click me.

 

[DVS]

I'm still puzzled over why sitting down to pee is humiliating...

You're using too much intelligence to figure this out. You gotta dummy up a little.

First, you get to whip it out, in the john. Think about it...that's where the rest of your kind mingles to pass around urinal humor, i.e.

Pisser #1
"Man, that water sure is cold."

Pisser #2
"Yeah, and it's deep, too."


Second, you can entertain yourself (along with others of like intelligence) with that mesmerizing power to aim the stream at flies in the urinal, in circles around the drain or at your neighbor's feet. And, let's not forget that you get to shake it several times and also make rude comments about how it's difficult to corral the piss monster back into your pants.

Third, you can't forget the golden winter special, can you? You can write your name in the snow, man. How cool is that? Let's see a woman do that without getting tracks all over! And, because it's 98.6 degrees when it comes out, the whole thing steams and looks way cool.

Fourth, you can piss any fucking place you feel like it. Just whip it out, and aim. It might be illegal in places, but when has that ever bothered you? You are male and you have the right to pee whereever you fucking want. Didn't you know that? Let's see a woman do that.

Shit, women go to bathrooms in pairs. They more than likely have to sit down, because it's unlikely they can be sure to aim it correctly. And, speaking of aiming? There's nothing there to aim. Even the smallest male has an "aimer". Again, way cool!

Women are weaker, because they don't have piss strength. They are limited as to where they can go, and so are limited as to when they can go. They stand in line and wait, when a male can just go out the back door and let 'er go.

Don't you understand, man?

 

[shy slave]

Raven

I thought that was great, if he sends more please post them

As soemone living in England but born in Scotland will have to comment that the Irish have a much better grasp of the English language than the English, so he is probably an english man in disguise.


Or bytor in disguise....!!!! if it is pleasssssseeee meet him and follow LDW suggestion (don't forget to post the pics though)lol

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... Third, you can't forget the golden winter special, can you? You can write your name in the snow, man. How cool is that? Let's see a woman do that without getting tracks all over! And, because it's 98.6 degrees when it comes out, the whole thing steams and looks way cool ...

So, do you wait until she's making snow angels, or toss her in the nearest snowbank?

Dayum ... this water is cold ...

 

[DVS]

So, do you wait until she's making snow angels, or toss her in the nearest snowbank?

Dayum ... this water is cold ...

Well, personally, I have a certain understanding of the female mind. I get her drunk, then challenge her to a name writing duel.

First, you pick chicks who have a name with an "I" in it.

Being drunk, she would never say she can't do what a man can do. But, because she has to disrobe from the waist down, she's at a huge disadvantage and 99% ready to get fucked.

The deal is, if she can't dot the I, she's mine. While she's standing there, stradling her yellow "I", you grab her. Toss her over the snow man and punch into her, right then and there.

Doggie style is best because that snow gets cold. Who gives a fuck if her nipples get cold, as long as your cock stays nice and warm in her pussy or ass.

Do your business, then drag her inside, and put her by the fire. Bring her some more beer. You can have another challange later on. Ever challanged a woman to a belching contest?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Well, personally, I have a certain understanding of the female mind. I get her drunk, then challenge her to a name writing duel.

First, you pick chicks who have a name with an "I" in it.

Being drunk, she would never say she can't do what a man can do. But, because she has to disrobe from the waist down, she's at a huge disadvantage and 99% ready to get fucked.

The deal is, if she can't dot the I, she's mine. While she's standing there, stradling her yellow "I", you grab her. Toss her over the snow man and punch into her, right then and there.

Doggie style is best because that snow gets cold. Who gives a fuck if her nipples get cold, as long as your cock stays nice and warm in her pussy or ass.

Do your business, then drag her inside, and put her by the fire. Bring her some more beer. You can have another challange later on.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/lmao.gif

Ever challanged a woman to a belching contest?

i'll hazard a guess ... let her win the first round or two, put the bullroar out for your next offering, wait until she rears back to top you, mouth wide open, and do what comes naturally?

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Re: Raven

Or bytor in disguise....!!!! if it is pleasssssseeee meet him and follow LDW suggestion (don't forget to post the pics though)lol

Now there's an interesting thought.

 

[DVS]

i'll hazard a guess ... let her win the first round or two, put the bullroar out for your next offering, wait until she rears back to top you, mouth wide open, and do what comes naturally?

Now you're catching on to us small towner's way of gettin' some.

But, of course, I've grown up, now, and know the female is an equal and treat her accordingly. That is, unless she asks me to dominate her.