Read this message I got at collarme.com!

[FungiUg]

If we don't put the lid down he has this fun habit of fishing the toilet paper I just used out of the bowl the second I turn my back to wash my hands.

You get that when you have to take your pussy with you to pee...

 

[Netzach]

another reason I am obviously inferior.

I bow down...


..to the cat.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

another reason I am obviously inferior.

I bow down...


..to the cat.

I'm right with you there. No matter how dominant I am to other humans, the cats are still my superiors.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

http://www.scifi.dk/dyr/c28-P6050398x.jpg

Tiger! Tiger! burning bright
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tiger! Tiger! burning bright
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

Peace to you old man. i'm sorry i couldn't.

 

[DVS]

And if you put the lid down ...

This?

http://www.scifi.dk/dyr/toiletpapercat.gif

I had a white cat that did that. While he was alive, I had to put the paper on so it want backwards. It was still usable, but it would have claw holes in it.

Well, at least it was still on the roll! That was saying a lot, with that cat. Before I switched directions, I'd find whole rolls on the floor, just like this picture. And, once they find out this works, when ever they need some fun, Woo Hoo!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Awwwwwwwwww. Thanks for the pics, AA.

As a side note, this is proving to be the most poular thread I've ever started on Lit.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I guess I cursed it with that last statement, didn't I?

 

[DVS]

I guess I cursed it with that last statement, didn't I?

Not necessarily. It's early in the morning, here. Time for sleep in my neck of the woods. Nite Nite. (that's mid-western talk for I'm going the fuck to bed!)

 

[shy slave]

Wow Raven, What a thread!

The images of men sitting to pee~is the Uk considered European?? I have never come across a UK man who sits down unless he is pissed and its to stop him falling over lol

The idea of blowing a man while he shits *shudder* YUCK

Then the cute kitty photos and a poem, plus a pic off AA old man ~ A Dom with a lovely looking pussy.

Followed by thoughts of Netzach chasing soggy loo paper, and DVS using loo paper with holes in it. Does that qualify as scat?

As for TNR putting the lid down!! That goes tooooooo far.

I have been caught out by that before, desperate for the loo went into McDonalds threw myself into the cubicle sat down and pissed for England, only to discover the lid was down; it went everywhere over the floor including flooding outside the cubicle door.

Luckily there was a little kids birthday party, so I cleaned myself up, strolled out of the loo, found a member of staff and descreetly told them i thought one of the kids had had a little accident in there!!

Now I always check no matter how desperate lol
Thank God for small kids to blame accidents on lol

 

[snowy ciara]

Wow Raven, What a thread!

Then the cute kitty photos and a poem, plus a pic off AA old man ~ A Dom with a lovely looking pussy.

Yup, way cool thread..

I sort of thought that about AA's pussy too, but wasn't brave enough to say that! It is a very pretty one, though.

 

[graceanne]

Wow Raven, What a thread!

The idea of blowing a man while he shits *shudder* YUCK

Off hand, I think that might be the idea.

My hubby says that our old room mate pisses sitting down. I of course told him that was just way too much information, but I do know that rick isn't european, he's from utah. *shrugs* I dunno.

 

[SweetDommes]

I make the rules in my place, and I say everyone puts the lid down. Makes the bathroom a little neater, and everyone has to lift something to go.

We have to either put the lid down or shut the bathroom door or my cat falls in LOL

As for jinxing your thread Raven ... I just got out of bed after the night from hell at work (I hate my supervisor and if she EVER pulls shit like that again, I'm reporting her to HER supervisor ) so that's why I haven't been around for the last 24 hours or so.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

We have to either put the lid down or shut the bathroom door or my cat falls in LOL

As for jinxing your thread Raven ... I just got out of bed after the night from hell at work (I hate my supervisor and if she EVER pulls shit like that again, I'm reporting her to HER supervisor ) so that's why I haven't been around for the last 24 hours or so.

Eh, I was mostly kidding. But it was funny that right after I said that everyone stopped posting, lol.

Supervisor problems, huh? Reporting her to her supervisor may well be the best course of action. Some people have a bad tendency to think that if they can get away with it once, they an do it anytime they want. Good luck.

And yes, AA definitely has a pretty pussy, doesn't he?

 

[DVS]

...And yes, AA definitely has a pretty pussy, doesn't he?

Just because somebody is lucky enough to have pictures, doesn't mean others don't have pretty pussy, too.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Just because somebody is lucky enough to have pictures, doesn't mean others don't have pretty pussy, too.

Good point.

 

[snowy ciara]

Just because somebody is lucky enough to have pictures, doesn't mean others don't have pretty pussy, too.

Letsee, I've teased AA tonight, bugged rosco a bit, was sacrifised to the Firey Doms this morning by Luna.. What the heck! I think I'll go the grand slam and tease DVS a bit too..

Can we see pics of your pussy next, DVS?

 

[Betticus]

Hmmm. I don't have a pussy. Just my cock. I have pictures of it though.

 

[snowy ciara]

Hmmm. I don't have a pussy. Just my cock. I have pictures of it though.

*perks*

 

[Xelebes]

A nice quaint troll to ruffle of the feathers of an eagle - shall be an easy meal I presume.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

A nice quaint troll to ruffle of the feathers of an eagle - shall be an easy meal I presume.

It would be. He hasn't contacted me again, so perhaps he figured that out too.

 

[DVS]

Originally posted by snowy ciara
...was sacrifised to the Firey Doms this morning by Luna..

Actually, I'd love to see pictures of that. It sounds very interesting. Could you at least describe what you...sacrificed? It's such a lovely word.


EDITED to add...
My sometimes dictionary translation:
Lovely = sexy
Sacrifice = You were tied down, stripped naked and used (against) your will


P.S. The system sure is slow, tonight. Why don't some of the general boarders go home?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Hmmm. I don't have a pussy. Just my cock. I have pictures of it though.

but no picture thread to show them to us on

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I just sent the guy a message telling him that I posted his message to me at a BDSM board, and added what the choicest suggestions were of what I should do to him. I said I thought they were being too gentle.

Step # 1: Humiliate him.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

I'm right with you there. No matter how dominant I am to other humans, the cats are still my superiors.

yes but my wife taught ours to play fetch.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

yes but my wife taught ours to play fetch.

She must be one hell of a domme!