Read this message I got at collarme.com!

[rosco rathbone]

Sitting to piss is like sitting on a throne. It is regal and dignified.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Sitting to piss is like sitting on a throne. It is regal and dignified.

Well, I certainly think so, of course.

 

[DVS]

Sitting to piss is like sitting on a throne. It is regal and dignified.

Only if you have a magazine to read, too.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Sitting to piss is like sitting on a throne. It is regal and dignified.

And getting head while defecating on said throne from a wench on her knees?

 

[rosco rathbone]

I started pissing sitting down a couple of years ago after someone told me it was "the european way". I know, "you're a-peein'" hah hah and all that, but seriously. It is a far more suave and mature way for a man to piss.

 

[rosco rathbone]

And getting head while defecating on said throne from a wench on her knees?

blumpkins, what?

 

[InnerDarkness]

Sitting to piss is like sitting on a throne. It is regal and dignified.

When my husband does it, I just call him lazy LOL!!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

blumpkins, what?

Would you consider "getting head while defecating on said throne from a wench on her knees" a thrill, or just another day in the neighborhood.

 

[DVS]

I started pissing sitting down a couple of years ago after someone told me it was "the european way". I know, "you're a-peein'" hah hah and all that, but seriously. It is a far more suave and mature way for a man to piss.

And, you don't have to remember to put the lid back down for the missus, either.

 

[DVS]

Would you consider "getting head while defecating on said throne from a wench on her knees" a thrill, or just another day in the neighborhood.

Man, I can only think of one thing at a time. One would overpower the other.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Would you consider "getting head while defecating on said throne from a wench on her knees" a thrill, or just another day in the neighborhood.

Blumpkins, ace. strictly blumpkins.


Picturing the wedding feast if I married your niece. The samoans taking me for a ride, "you'd better treat her right! Here, drink more of this pineapple likker...."


yummm micronesian girls. they are as cute as mexicans.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Man, I can only think of one thing at a time. One would overpower the other.

Never had your prostate tickled?

Add reading material for the nonchalance effect.

 

[DVS]

Never had your prostate tickled?

Add reading material for the nonchalance effect.

Yes, but while you're in the shitter, your...um...shittin'. Ya' know?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Yes, but while you're in the shitter, your...um...shittin'. Ya' know?

What could be more ... no clue on the adjective ... objectifying?

Think: sh!t/shower/shave/sex ... wait ... slick willie said head wasn't sex ...

 

[rosco rathbone]

What could be more ... no clue on the adjective ... objectifying?

Think: sh!t/shower/shave/sex ... wait ... slick willie said head wasn't sex ...

NO scat no kids no aminals!!! SSC folks! blowing a shitting man is a hard limit!


snicker

 

[DVS]

NO scat no kids no aminals!!! SSC folks! blowing a shitting man is a hard limit!


snicker

Well, actually, I've gotta agree on this one. It's a bodily function. Catch me AFTER that's done, NOT during!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

NO scat no kids no aminals!!! SSC folks! blowing a shitting man is a hard limit!


snicker

Guess this little guy is sh!t outta luck then ...

http://www.scifi.dk/dyr/catprivacy.jpg

 

[DVS]

Guess this little guy is sh!t outta luck then ...

http://www.scifi.dk/dyr/catprivacy.jpg

You know, I had a friend who taught his cats to shit on the stool, like that. It works.

EDITED to Add...I don't know if they could flush or not, though.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Well, actually, I've gotta agree on this one. It's a bodily function. Catch me AFTER that's done, NOT during!

But ramming her while she straddles to dot her eye ...

 

[FungiUg]

And, you don't have to remember to put the lid back down for the missus, either.

I always put the lid down. I mean the lid, not just the seat. Leave the seat up, piss off the women. Put the lid down, piss off everyone!

 

[TNRkitect2b]

I always put the lid down. I mean the lid, not just the seat. Leave the seat up, piss off the women. Put the lid down, piss off everyone!

I make the rules in my place, and I say everyone puts the lid down. Makes the bathroom a little neater, and everyone has to lift something to go.

 

[Netzach]

I can't face the rest of y'all. I... sit down to piss. The indignity.

 

[Netzach]

the cat makes the rules.
If we don't put the lid down he has this fun habit of fishing the toilet paper I just used out of the bowl the second I turn my back to wash my hands.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

the cat makes the rules.
If we don't put the lid down he has this fun habit of fishing the toilet paper I just used out of the bowl the second I turn my back to wash my hands.

And if you put the lid down ...

This?

http://www.scifi.dk/dyr/toiletpapercat.gif

 

[Netzach]

LMAO, yes. He even looks like that.