Regarding the sad lesbians...

[Omenainen]

...I strongly recommend this movie for everyone! Hilarious and accurate.

 

[redgarters]

This looks amazing!

 

[joy_of_cooking]

This is real! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_Space_Princess

And it has 100% on rotten tomatoes which is probably a sample size issue but still encouraging https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lesbian_space_princess

 

[Omenainen]

It is real! And though you can't tell from the trailer, she's also so, so sad

 

[StillStunned]

Straight While Maliens!

 

[onehitwanda]

Lisan al-Gaib!