Rhetorical questions?

[molly_hunter28]

Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?

 

[de-valmont]

lol

Is heartburn fatal to a dragon?

 

[molly_hunter28]

if it is, poor dragon

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

 

[de-valmont]

LMAO

In the kingdom of the blind are piano tuners cheaper?

 

[molly_hunter28]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

[de-valmont]

Is there any words less unsettling than hearing your proctologist saying, "Oh well can't seem to find my glasses, never mind..."?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?

 

[de-valmont]

Why is there always too much time when you need none and never enough when you do?

 

[molly_hunter28]

I need to know the answer to that one if you please....

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

 

[de-valmont]

Considering police officers are civil servants, can you ask them to fetch you the paper and a coffee?

 

[molly_hunter28]

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

 

[de-valmont]

LOL

If we are truly 'standing on the shoulders of giants' don't they ever get back ache?

 

[molly_hunter28]

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

 

[de-valmont]

Worth an excuse maybe...

Why do vice squad officers get annoyed when you clearly state, "I've got no cunts on my drugstable"..

 

[molly_hunter28]

How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?

 

[de-valmont]

More mysterious than crop circles if you ask me...

How much is a jobsworth's job actually worth?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?

 

[de-valmont]

How come there's never anything to watch on television until nine things come up simultaneously?

 

[molly_hunter28]

I thought that only happened to me....

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

[de-valmont]

Is it any coincidence that the words egg and ego are so similar?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

 

[de-valmont]

I'll never forgive him...

Ever wonder if those cinema's showing seven X's out of the front are showing girls with no skin?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?

 

[de-valmont]

good question

And why does time fly, ever thrown a clock?

 

[molly_hunter28]

just this morning, but it did not go to far.....

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?