Rhetorical questions?

Is there any words less unsettling than hearing your proctologist saying, "Oh well can't seem to find my glasses, never mind..."?
 
Why is there always too much time when you need none and never enough when you do?
 
I need to know the answer to that one if you please....

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
 
Considering police officers are civil servants, can you ask them to fetch you the paper and a coffee?
 
LOL

If we are truly 'standing on the shoulders of giants' don't they ever get back ache?
 
Worth an excuse maybe...

Why do vice squad officers get annoyed when you clearly state, "I've got no cunts on my drugstable"..
 
More mysterious than crop circles if you ask me...

How much is a jobsworth's job actually worth?
 
How come there's never anything to watch on television until nine things come up simultaneously?
 
I thought that only happened to me.... ;)

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
 
Is it any coincidence that the words egg and ego are so similar?
 
I'll never forgive him...

Ever wonder if those cinema's showing seven X's out of the front are showing girls with no skin?
 
just this morning, but it did not go to far.....

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
 
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