Rhetorical questions?

[molly_hunter28]

there never is....

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

[de-valmont]

Why is something that is not moving described as holding fast as opposed to holding slow?

 

[molly_hunter28]

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

[de-valmont]

LMAO

If androids dream of electric sheep, do mice dream of rabbits

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?

 

[de-valmont]

LMAO

*images of frizzled hair and blackened fingers*

Why shouldn't children run with scissors, there's a good chance it'll turn into a teenager if you don't stop them?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

 

[de-valmont]

LOL

What was the first motivation for someone to grind up a poisonous bean, roast it, and put it in hot water for someone to drink?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

 

[de-valmont]

lol

do erlephants ever get dwarfism of the testicle?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

is it not odd for a mother to call her son a SON OF A BITCH?

 

[de-valmont]

lol

Why do people enter the lottery and say "If I win the money it won't change me?", surely that's the point?

 

[de-valmont]

Is there really somewhere in the universe where all the lost biro's, half finished lighters and odd socks go too?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?

 

[de-valmont]

LOL

Why do people always mutter never again, when they so clearly don't mean it?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

 

[de-valmont]

very...

Isn't it also rather scary that politicians hold 'surgeries' in their offices?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Do good S&M fans go to Hell?

 

[de-valmont]

If it really is easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to gain entry to heaven, why aren't religious rich types building huge needles in the desert?

 

[molly_hunter28]

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

 

[de-valmont]

lol all cretans are liars

Has fly on the wall documentary making become more hazardous since the advent of insectiside vapourisers?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

[de-valmont]

lol good point

Why do people insist on meeting new people at bars where the music prevents any form of conversation, unless had in semaphore?

 

[molly_hunter28]

I've wondered just that....

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?

 

[de-valmont]

Good bloody point...

Don't you find it amusing when people try to physically intimidate people they have never and will never meet on internet forums and chatrooms...