Rhetorical questions?

[molly_hunter28]

yes I do, a big shot with a keyboard is so scary....

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

 

[de-valmont]

yes I do, a big shot with a keyboard is so scary....

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

LMAO

Do you think the fact that the world itself is bi-polar could have anything to do with the state of things?

 

[molly_hunter28]

I wonder....

Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?

 

[de-valmont]

lol

After a heavy friday night out does the male population of Mombai stagger out of the pub to grab a quick English?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

 

[de-valmont]

Why do people argue out loud with statements heard on television?

 

[molly_hunter28]

shhhh, i sometimes do just that....

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 

[de-valmont]

LOL

Do fish human for compliaments?

 

[molly_hunter28]

If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?

 

[de-valmont]

lol

What on earth went down before the chips?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

If Blondes have more fun,,,what do brunettes and red-heads have?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

They say to each his own,,but what is your own?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

why is it harder to get divorced than it is to get married?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

If love makes the world go around,then what makes the world stop?

 

[de-valmont]

Does anything in the world hurt more than treading on an upended three-pin plug?

 

[molly_hunter28]

If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?

 

[de-valmont]

lol

Or did it mean someone got it wrong the first time?

 

[molly_hunter28]

very well could mean that

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

 

[de-valmont]

lol too true...

Why is it that the person talking loudly about intimate matters on the train behind you always has the vocabulary of a nine-year-old?

 

[molly_hunter28]

a very good question, I shall ask them....

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

 

[de-valmont]

maybe the chap talking on the phone...

Would it be the case that if you tried to scientifically test Murphy's law, everything would work and therefore the test would fail?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Don't ya just love Murphey and his law.....


What is the speed of darkness?

 

[de-valmont]

How far can too far go?