Roses are Red, Violets are blue... Part Deux

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't you hate it when someone makes a Roses Are Red poem with one line way too long and too many syllables?
Does that annoy you?

Roses are red
Agree with you
Those fuckers who can't write for shit really get up my goat
So help me gawd.

 

[37_ttej]

So here's what you do
You do roses and violets
In five seven five.

Oh, shit. That's the haiku thread ...

 

[37_ttej]

There once was some roses so red
And violets, were blue, now dead
They died from the crime
Of failure to rhyme
Take heed, write better. 'Nuff said.

**Bloody hell, Jett, it's the frikkin RRBV thread. Get it together you dipshit!**

 

[37_ttej]

Alas the rose blooms not for Summer’s day
As Autumn’s leaves dull ere the chill befall.
Violets blue displace the darling buds of May
In bursts of colour bright yet stature small.
No longer hot the light of heaven shines
As cold and grey the Winter clime begins,
Yet doth the little flow’rs in untamed lines
Rejoice both heart and eye like catechins
The warming glow to Autumn palates bring.
O little blossoms, soon the winds will blow
And to thy azure petals start to cling
The touch of hoary frost and powdered snow.
So much for love and Spring's bright shows of joy;
May little blues of Fall my muse employ.

**Ok, Jett, that really is your last warning**

 

[37_ttej]

(Ahem)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The rule's back in force
But 'twas fun, it's true.

 

[EbersMoll]

Roses are red
The situation is dire
Jett the rebel
Set the rule book on fire

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m off to bed
Goodnight to you

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Violets are blur
Jett is soooo tired
Wordsh shtarting sluuur

 

[Trubbycat]

Your panties are red
Your stilettos are black
Rubbing against you
I shot in your crack

 

[fsa52]

Roses are red
Others another hue
Always enjoyable
Chatting with you!

 

[ccs29745]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a crush
On you

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your soft little snores
Are pretty cute too.

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Daffodils yellow
I'm cuddly and squishy
Just like a marshmallow

(erm)

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Have I killed this thread
Like I often do?

 

[EbersMoll]

Roses are red
Hold back your tears
To restart this thread
Takes two engineers!

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red
We know how things work.
We’re awesome in bed
Don’t ask us to twerk!

(seriously)

 

[fsa52]

Roses may be red
Others may be pink
Obvious to me
Both your rhyming talents don’t stink!!

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
True that our rhymes
Don’t stink until we obviously get it wrong.
Wait, sometimes they do.

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red,
Jett's love is true.
When I write this shit
It's all just for you!

 

[fsa52]

Roses are red
The day is quite new
So get your ass moving
As there’s plenty to do!!!

 

[ccs29745]

Roses are red
The day is quite new
So get your ass moving
As there’s plenty to do!!!

Amen

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You've got me running
There's things left to do.

 

[Trubbycat]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I am ecstatic
When you're giving me head

 

[badjanus]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This is me telling
How proud I am of you.

 

[37_ttej]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This is me telling
How proud I am of you.

Roses are red
Aw, shucks, I’d blush.
I know that I am
A bit of a lush.

 

[EbersMoll]

Roses are red
My glutes are tender
All of this squatting
Affected my rear end, er!