Sadly, it begins.

[LeahWill]

Lol, not only is this weak sauce, it's as fake as hot sauce made in NYC.

Wow... probably the Fake Lawyer's defining put down...

("...rather like being savaged by a dead sheep").

 

[LeahWill]

You need to take a long walk. On a short pier.

It is "OFF of a short pier"
It is easy to take a long walk ON a short pier.
You just turn round when you get to the end and go back.
Then start the process all over again.
Repeat as required.

I would have thought a keen legal mind would have figured that one out your Honour...?

 

[stxjimmy]

It is "OFF of a short pier"
It is easy to take a long walk ON a short pier.
You just turn round when you get to the end and go back.
Then start the process all over again.
Repeat as required.

I would have thought a keen legal mind would have figured that one out your Honour...?

As he needs instructions don’t forget to tell him to take account of the state of the tide too.

 

[LeahWill]

As he needs instructions don’t forget to tell him to take account of the state of the tide too.

I can lead a man to water, but I cannot make him fall in at the right time.

 

[HisArpy]

It is "OFF of a short pier"
It is easy to take a long walk ON a short pier.
You just turn round when you get to the end and go back.
Then start the process all over again.
Repeat as required.

I would have thought a keen legal mind would have figured that one out your Honour...?

OFF a short pier could be interpreted as a threat or an ill wish. As you realized, ON a short pier implies laps following the railing.

<-- is all about people being healthy and fit. It's YOU who are all about hate and violence. Which is why you only saw and spoke hate rather than admiring the suggestion someone needs to "go out and touch grass."

 

[HisArpy]

I can lead a man to water, but I cannot make him fall in at the right time.

What is it about the Left and their propensity to spew hate and violence?

 

[HisArpy]

As he needs instructions don’t forget to tell him to take account of the state of the tide too.

It's not my fault you're too stupid to understand that the ocean has 4 States. Solid, Gas, Liquid, and Geopolitical Shoreline.

And it wouldn't need Tide if people stopped dumping their trash all over it's shirt.

 

[ll74]

What is it about the Left and their propensity to spew hate and violence?

Yes, you don't hate the left.....lol

 

[RobDownSouth]

You need to take a long walk. On a short pier.

Quoting for posterity.
And for my upcoming self-published book, The Tao Of Derp.

Thanks for the laugh, chum.
Don't ever change.

 

[LeahWill]

What is it about the Left and their propensity to spew hate and violence?

I don't particularly care if you don't like it.

 

[LeahWill]

OFF a short pier could be interpreted as a threat or an ill wish. As you realized, ON a short pier implies laps following the railing.

<-- is all about people being healthy and fit. It's YOU who are all about hate and violence. Which is why you only saw and spoke hate rather than admiring the suggestion someone needs to "go out and touch grass."

I don't particularly care if you don't like it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's not my fault you're too stupid to understand that the ocean has 4 States. Solid, Gas, Liquid, and Geopolitical Shoreline.

And it wouldn't need Tide if people stopped dumping their trash all over it's shirt.

5 states if you count Hawaii.
Hawaii has been a state since 1959 (66 years in "Real World math").

Fun fact: Hawaii is often spelled Hawai'i by indigenous natives, but is not generally regarded as a symptom of Ishmaelitis (the insertion of random apostrophe's into sentence's).

Hey, speaking of "dumping the trash", will you be throwing away your law school diploma when your license to practice law expires in 8 days? Some people feel that it's good to make a clean break and let go of past failures (which likely explains why your crotchfruit have gone 'no contact' with you).

 

[Rightguide]

It is "OFF of a short pier"
It is easy to take a long walk ON a short pier.
You just turn round when you get to the end and go back.
Then start the process all over again.
Repeat as required.

I would have thought a keen legal mind would have figured that one out your Honour...?

Oh yes, Leah's procedural interpretation of pier law. Very clever. By that logic, a “long walk on a short pier” is just cardio with commitment issues, while a “long walk off a short pier” actually solves the problem everyone was hoping to solve. I would’ve thought a keen semantic mind would recognize the difference between exercise and exile, Your Pedantry.

 

[Rightguide]

5 states if you count Hawaii.
Hawaii has been a state since 1959 (66 years in "Real World math").

Fun fact: Hawaii is often spelled Hawai'i by indigenous natives, but is not generally regarded as a symptom of Ishmaelitis (the insertion of random apostrophe's into sentence's).

Hey, speaking of "dumping the trash", will you be throwing away your law school diploma when your license to practice law expires in 8 days? Some people feel that it's good to make a clean break and let go of past failures (which likely explains why your crotchfruit have gone 'no contact' with you).

Sez BlueberriesDownSouth.

 

[stxjimmy]

It's not my fault you're too stupid to understand that the ocean has 4 States. Solid, Gas, Liquid, and Geopolitical Shoreline.

And it wouldn't need Tide if people stopped dumping their trash all over it's shirt.

You’re rambling, go away

 

[RobDownSouth]

You’re rambling, go away

Lawd he was born a ramblin' man! Derpin' and a-lyin' and doing the best he can....

 

[HisArpy]

Yes, you don't hate the left.....lol

I don't hate anyone.

Maybe I should start a list of those I should hate according to Lefties.

 

[HisArpy]

I don't particularly care if you don't like it.

I see you're using your usual exit line after your ass is chapped and you've been handed your hat.

 

[Wilson23]

What is it about the Left and their propensity to spew hate and violence?

Just keeping in shape for the Revolution, don't worry about it, sleep with the lights off.

 

[HisArpy]

5 states if you count Hawaii.
Hawaii has been a state since 1959 (66 years in "Real World math").

Fun fact: Hawaii is often spelled Hawai'i by indigenous natives, but is not generally regarded as a symptom of Ishmaelitis (the insertion of random apostrophe's into sentence's).

Hey, speaking of "dumping the trash", will you be throwing away your law school diploma when your license to practice law expires in 8 days? Some people feel that it's good to make a clean break and let go of past failures (which likely explains why your crotchfruit have gone 'no contact' with you).

^someone thinks Geopolitical Shoreline doesn't mean shoreline anywhere in the world...

 

[Wilson23]

I don't hate anyone.

Maybe I should start a list of those I should hate according to Lefties.

You should hate Trump -- the whole world should, by now.

 

[HisArpy]

Oh yes, Leah's procedural interpretation of pier law. Very clever. By that logic, a “long walk on a short pier” is just cardio with commitment issues, while a “long walk off a short pier” actually solves the problem everyone was hoping to solve. I would’ve thought a keen semantic mind would recognize the difference between exercise and exile, Your Pedantry.

She, like most leftists, thinks she's more cleverer than the average bear. Meanwhile she's been without a pic-a-nic basket for a long time now and has yet to realize it let alone wonder where it went.

 

[HisArpy]

You’re rambling, go away

^needs better advertising because he's seriously NOT stronger than dirt.

 

[ll74]

I don't hate anyone.

Lol... horseshit
Denial

Maybe I should start a list of those I should hate according to Lefties.

Of course

 

[LeahWill]

I see you're using your usual exit line after your ass is chapped and you've been handed your hat.

I don't particularly care if you don't like it.