say something snarky

[lovemonster]

as long as she doesn't tell you to be yourself...that would be the worst piece of advice ever!

If I were as two-faced as you, I certainly wouldn't pick that one to wear all the time.

 

[Golden_Silence]

I'll drop off a few pots of piss later for you.

It'd probably taste better than the dinner you cooked tonight then

 

[lovemonster]

So you have heard about me? It seems your reputation isn't the only thing people have been talking about on Lit today...

Well, at least they find me interesting enough to talk about me....

 

[Golden_Silence]

What's it like living in a dream world 24/7?

I'd have to ask Kylan, its the only way he can cope

 

[lovemonster]

Don't tell me ... I know who you are already, you must be the reason for contraception

Is it true when you were born your mother asked to return to sender?

 

[MollyDolly]

Well, at least they find me interesting enough to talk about me....

Sure they like to talk about you- most times people have to pay an admission fee to see freaks of your calibre...

 

[Golden_Silence]

Are you that dumb you thought I was being serious?

Have you ever known me to be serious?

 

[lovemonster]

It'd probably taste better than the dinner you cooked tonight then

At least I don't use the smoke alarm to tell me when the food's cooked...

 

[lovemonster]

Sure they like to talk about you- most times people have to pay an admission fee to see freaks of your calibre...

I heard you ran away to join the circus but they rejected you...

 

[riftheotherone]

Sure they like to talk about you- most times people have to pay an admission fee to see freaks of your calibre...

God gave you a nose so that you keep your mouth closed

 

[Golden_Silence]

At least I don't use the smoke alarm to tell me when the food's cooked...

Well the human body takes 8 hours to turn food into shit, you manage it in 30 minutes

 

[riftheotherone]

Is it true when you were born your mother asked to return to sender?

Why don't we both go somewhere where we can both be alone

 

[MollyDolly]

I heard you ran away to join the circus but they rejected you...

They did- they said the position had already been filled

God gave you a nose so that you keep your mouth closed

I'm sorry- but when I'm talking to you you will know it- I will look at you and a look of revulsion will take over my face, and then you will be certain that you have my undivided attention.

 

[lovemonster]

Have you ever known me to be serious?

Wouldn't it be more to the point to ask me if I've ever known you not to be dumb?

 

[lovemonster]

Well the human body takes 8 hours to turn food into shit, you manage it in 30 minutes

Even if I gave a fuck, I wouldn't give it to you...

 

[Golden_Silence]

Wouldn't it be more to the point to ask me if I've ever known you not to be dumb?

Probably not, but the difference is, I'll get smarter, you'll still be blond and a shitty cook

 

[riftheotherone]

I'm sorry- but when I'm talking to you you will know it- I will look at you and a look of revulsion will take over my face, and then you will be certain that you have my undivided attention.

The only thing that's ever taken you in is a girdle

 

[lovemonster]

Why don't we both go somewhere where we can both be alone

Just ask your brain cell if you can join it, there's enough room in there for you both.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Even if I gave a fuck, I wouldn't give it to you...

I prefer my fucks fresh not 2 week old skanky

 

[lovemonster]

They did- they said the position had already been filled

Yeah, the gibbon was far more talented than you....

 

[lovemonster]

Probably not, but the difference is, I'll get smarter, you'll still be blond and a shitty cook

You've had 35 years to get smarter.....some people don't know to quit while they're ahead.

 

[MollyDolly]

The only thing that's ever taken you in is a girdle

And as I've asked you before time and again, please return said girdle and stop wearing it about town on Friday nights when you're turning tricks.

 

[MollyDolly]

Yeah, the gibbon was far more talented than you....

But not nearly as hairy as you...

 

[lovemonster]

I prefer my fucks fresh not 2 week old skanky

If I were in your position I'd take anything I could get....

 

[riftheotherone]

Just ask your brain cell if you can join it, there's enough room in there for you both.

you sound very open minded...was that how your brain slipped out?