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tulsatwisters said:
Here are a few more pics, since some of you like the girl, gril pics...
Have fun, but please be kind.
Tam
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Would love to be more than kind!
 
Hi Tam

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it.

The 7-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time. So the Pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."

"Good morning Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque.

"Pastor, what is this?" he asked.

The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Alex's Voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
 
Hi there!
Love the pics. Both you and your girlfriend are well worth a second..or fifteenth... look!

Jokes, huh? For some reason all the jokes popping into my head right now are the most disgusting and crass jokes anyone is likely to have heard.....and those are best reserved for my drunken nights out with my friends, not polite company like we have here :rolleyes:
Okay, here's one:

One day in the chruch, a man of ragged appearance comes in to see the priest about confession. The priest hurries the man into the confessional and sits down in the other side. The priest asks "What do you wish to confess, my son?"
The man sneezes loudly and then moans as if in pain, and the priest hears the sound of a zipper going down - seconds later, he hear a zipper going up.
"Well, father," The man begins after a pause, "I have a problem. I have a rare medical condition."
"What condition is this, my son?" The priest asks.
"Father, it's a problem with my....uhm...my penis," The man says, uncomfortably. "It's gotten me into so much trouble lately. I've been arrested twice this week for indecent exposure. You see, my medical condition makes it so that every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"My son, this is...is this true?" The priest asks.
"Yes father, it is. Every time I sneeze..." The man replies.
"Well, have you seen a doctor? What are you taking for this?" The priest asks.
The man pauses, and then quietly says, "Pepper."
 
Wow

Christmas just a few days away....
I just luv Christmas




Little Wendy is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on
Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas"?

Little Wendy replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes
with Ken".

"No", said Wendy, "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken"
 
Happy New Year

Wow! What a Christmas, Santa just kept cumming.... Been a a couple of weeks, but hope you all are doing well.
Tam
 
tulsatwisters said:
Wow! What a Christmas, Santa just kept cumming.... Been a a couple of weeks, but hope you all are doing well.
Tam
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Hi Tam

Sounds like Santa was a lucky guy at your house.
 
New Year

Well, made it to a new year... Now to make it to 2008...
I have not posted anything in several weeks and really do not remember what has or has not been posted....
I do not want to go through the entire thread to find out... so, will post some pics and some new years pics... as the mood strikes me... ;)

A really big Hello to all the Okies taking a look at this thread, hope we can meet sometime this year.

Hugs and Kisses to all,
Tam
 
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Big Ben IV said:
Hi tam, hope the new year is treating you well :)
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Hi Mr. Big... having a great start to the year........ sooooo far. Hope everything well with you too.
Tam
 
tulsatwisters said:
Hi Mr. Big... having a great start to the year........ sooooo far. Hope everything well with you too.
Tam
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Things are ok, really dull but ok.
 
Hi Tam

Have missed your pics, thanks for the wonderful new additions :rose:
 
Sunday Sunday

What do you know another Sunday... Guess we will still have them in 07... Oh well.

What are all you perverts up to today???

Tam
 
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Sunday Sunday

This pervert is full of joy seeing you back again with a very beautiful lover. She's a doll. Nibbles n licks from baja Oklahoma.

Kendra
 
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