Second Picture Post

[tulsatwisters]

Hey There Tall Dark and Hung

Well, well, well...
Monday blues hit again,
what to do, what to do....
How about a few pics to help improve the mood.
I May or may not have posted one or two of these, don't remember and don't care....
do you?
Tam

 

[Glyndwr]

Hi tam

Happy Monday gorgeous. Those pics are amazing, got me all hot and bothered

 

[tulsatwisters]

Hi tam

Happy Monday gorgeous. Those pics are amazing, got me all hot and bothered

hummm, hot and bothered,
that is what I just luv in a man, oh yeah baby!

 

[Glyndwr]

hummm, hot and bothered,
that is what I just luv in a man, oh yeah baby!

When I said hot and bothered I meant...

Your hot... now come and bother me

 

[tulsatwisters]

One more

One more in the boy toy series..
Tam

 

[tulsatwisters]

When I said hot and bothered I meant...

Your hot... now come and bother me

I don't mind bothering you hon, but your the one that is suppose to cum

 

[Glyndwr]

I don't mind bothering you hon, but your the one that is suppose to cum

After seeing the 'Y' pics you don't know just how close that was

 

[tulsatwisters]

After seeing the 'Y' pics you don't know just how close that was

Let's have a party together...
We can meet in.....

 

[tulsatwisters]

Let's have a party together...
We can meet in.....

Gladsheim

 

[Glyndwr]

Let's have a party together...
We can meet in.....

... my dreams.

Unfortunately I have to slide away to bed, damn these time differences.

 

[tulsatwisters]

... my dreams.

Unfortunately I have to slide away to bed, damn these time differences.

I am tired too, guess I should go to bed...
Then after....
off to sleep

 

[Glyndwr]

I am tired too, guess I should go to bed...
Then after....
off to sleep

~lol~ You are wicked. Sweet dreams

 

[tulsatwisters]

Party

Gauging the level of your Christmas Party

Festivity Level 1
Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas tree
ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and
nibbling hors d'oeuvres.

Festivity Level 2
Your guests are talking loudly -- sometimes to each other, and sometimes to
nobody at all, rearranging your Christmas tree ornaments, singing "I Gotta Be
Me" around the upright piano, gulping their drinks and wolfing down hors
d'oeuvres.

Festivity Level 3
Your guests are arguing violently with inanimate objects, singing "I can't get
no satisfaction," gulping down other peoples' drinks, wolfing down Christmas
tree ornaments and placing hors d'oeuvres in the upright piano to see what
happens when the little hammers strike.

Festivity Level 4
Your guests, hors d'oeuvres smeared all over their naked bodies are performing
a ritual dance around the burning Christmas tree. The piano is missing.

You want to keep your party somewhere around level 3, unless you rent your
home and own firearms, in which case you can go to level 4. The best way to
get to level 3 is egg-nog.

 

[charley58]

loved the new pics thank you

 

[tulsatwisters]

loved the new pics thank you

your welcum Charley,

Tam

 

[bethanyman]

love the new ones, wish I was there to paint you both

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

FROM Tam, Naughty Pictures Director
TO All Lit Members
DATE December 01, 2006
RE Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the Lit Christmas Party will take
place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function
room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of
drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...
feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if Lits CEO shows
up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00pm.
Exchange of gifts among Lit members can be done at that time;
however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts
easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for Lit members!
Lits CEO will make a special announcement at that time!

Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Tam

Being a fellow Sooner you had me going with this first one. I was ready to PM you to ask how to get to the "Grill House". LOL

I've read a LOT of threads on Lit, but I have NEVER seen one that made me this hard and laugh this much at the SAME TIME!

Keep 'em coming!

-Blue

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

One you sit in

If your hubby doesnt buy you a fur for Christmas to model for us in, then he's just a cheap bastard. Thats all I got to say! (for now anyway)

 

[ClassInAtl]

I haven't been here long, but with threads like this I won't be able to stay away...one of the finest ladies I ever laid eyes on....saaamoking hot!

 

[tulsatwisters]

I haven't been here long, but with threads like this I won't be able to stay away...one of the finest ladies I ever laid eyes on....saaamoking hot!

thank you hon

Tam

 

[tulsatwisters]

If your hubby doesnt buy you a fur for Christmas to model for us in, then he's just a cheap bastard. Thats all I got to say! (for now anyway)

I like the way you think, can't wait to hear what else you have to say.
Tam

 

[tulsatwisters]

Saturday, Saturday

one more of the bt series
Tam

 

[Glyndwr]

one more of the bt series
Tam

Hi Tam

Another hot image

 

[SooSlow]

Nice pics.....

I sure would like you to Deep Paint me......

 

[tulsatwisters]

Christmas Is Coming

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,

Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,
And he told me there was something that I had to know;

His look and his tone I will always remember,
When he told me of the horrors of..... Black November;

"Come about August, now listen to me,
Each day you'll get six meals instead of just three,

"And soon you'll be thick, where once you were thin,
And you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin;

"And then one morning, when you're warm in your bed,
In'll burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head;

"Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald 'n pink,
And scoop out all your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink;

"And then comes the worst part" he said not bluffing,
"She'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing".

Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat,
I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat,

And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked,
I'd have to lay low and remain overlooked;

I began a new diet of nuts and granola,
High roughage salads, juice and diet cola;

And as they ate pastries, chocolates and crepes,
I stayed in my room doing Jane Fonda tapes;

I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half,
And tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed;

But 'twas I who was laughing, under my breath,
As they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death;

And sure enough when Black November rolled around,
I was the last turkey left in the entire compound;

So now I'm a pet in the farmer's wife's lap;
I haven't a worry, so I eat and I nap;

She held me today, while sewing and humming,
And smiled at me and said "Christmas is coming..."