Second Picture Post

The Start

Finally
Going to start the boy toy series of pics
Tam
 
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Oh Sorry
I liked the stories but I loved the Santa's Pick Up line---LOL

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tulsatwisters said:
Awwww, you didn't say anything about the stories and jokes...
glad you like the pics hon,
Tam

This thread is just like Playboy, I only read it for the stories...Though I will admit to having gawked, I mean glanced at a few of the pics.
 
Christmas Parrot

One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"

The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch." The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrots left foot. Then the parrot started singing "Jingle Bells", it was a Christmas Parrot.
The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then started to sing "The 12 days of Christmas."

The bartender said, "That's incredible". He then asked, "What does he say when you place them between his feet?"

The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."

When the match was placed between the feet of the parrot the parrot began to sing a familiar tune... "Chesnuts roasting on an open fire."
 
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My African Grey Parrot, Lucy, just whistled and said "Woohoo what a hunk!"

'course, she's still a virgin and anything with at least a couple of feathers is a hunk to her. She's a horny bird!
 
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So sexy, I can't get enough.

The helicopter, not quite as sexy, but I can make it work.
 
Time Again

Time to post one more in my boy toy series
Tam
 
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Looking great. Love the jokes. Sex and laughter. The perfect combination. The Boy toy pics are great. I think I need to get a job helping sexy women hang their decorations. You taking applications for next year?
 
Hi Tam

Yet again your thread is a great place to visit. The pics are hot and the repartee witty. Thanks hun :kiss:
 
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