TheOlderGuy
Purveyor of Pleasure
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2001
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Secretly killing thread after thread
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Secretly wants a older woman, cougar to tame him...Secretly killing thread after thread
Secretly wants a Kawasaki motorcycle
Secretly wants to be King![]()
Secretly still plays sudoku even though he finds it far less challenging than watching paint dry...
Secretly planting pixie dust where it doesn't belong
Secretly cleans up pixie dust with his tongue from tough to reach places...
Secretly got wet just talking about tongue
^Is secretly a young woman.
Is secretly proud of herself for blowing my cover
Secretly likes to dance.
Secretly wants to go to sex stores to see what happens in glory holes.
Secretly wants to fuck Alex Trebeck's mother.
That's not a big secret.
Secretly wants to appear on Celebrity Jeopardy to kick some ass.
Secretly dresses up as an ogre once a week to impress all the little kids on the playground...
Secretly superglues toilet seats in the down position
secretly asks a woman to hug him then superglues her arms onto his back![]()
Secretly wears a trench coat and stalks older men, then flashes them in hopes of causing their eyes to pop while they clutch their chest from the heart attack they are having which is a result of all their blood rushing to the boner they hadn't had in years!

you forgot to mention i marry them first so that i can inherit their millions...bwahahaha![]()
No, she secretly seduces & marries young million computer geeks, then gives them crushed up Viagra in their Red Bull, and fucks them to death, leaving a smile on their face, but inheriting all their millions, to support her flashing of old men obsession!

secretly blogging her life away![]()