BluKitten
Meow!
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Secretly goes diving for oysters in the nude before the sun comes up.
Secret Guessing Game
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Secretly goes diving for oysters in the nude before the sun comes up.
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aʒɑ̃ prɔvɔkatœr
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Secretly hoards bottle caps but only red ones.
BluKitten
Meow!
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Secretly stands in front of the mirror, in the bathroom, and practices making different funny faces, while someone is pounding on the door wanting to use the toilet!
SimoneLisbon
Starving Artist
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She secretly paints her own nails but tells everyone she got them professionally done then sends them to the nail salon she works in to drum up business...
TheOlderGuy
Purveyor of Pleasure
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She secretly planted pot seeds in the Court House flower beds 
vavavaVoom
Shadow Drifter
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Secretly aided his plan with the secret recipe.. The new found Kimbers' hallucinogen of bubble popping delight!
Ginmill72
Just here for a good time
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she pulled a fast one on someone she knows, hence the smile
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BradBigBrain
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Secretly wears dentures to throw everybody off.
vavavaVoom
Shadow Drifter
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Secretly is Nifty ... Light fingered and a master of disguises
Bwahaha! Lays a false trail to hide his success in the manufacture of false boobs. Hard to pick huh! The secret is in the wobble
TheOlderGuy
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SimoneLisbon
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Has secretly wobbled more men than Madonna
Is secretly in WITSEC and he hopes the mob that shall remain nameless will just get over the fact that he ratted them out six years ago...
TheOlderGuy
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vavavaVoom
Shadow Drifter
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Bribed the cable guy to secretly plant a bug in my safe house
Secretly gets the cable guy to jam telecommunications inhibiting the functional use of my shoe phone. Damn you!
TheOlderGuy
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vavavaVoom
Shadow Drifter
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Has a lifesized poster of Maxwell Smart hanging over her bed
He's sooo passé... It's a life size portrait of you!
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JudasIscariot
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Secretly thinks lady gaga is the sexiest woman alive
vavavaVoom
Shadow Drifter
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Me thinks that may be your secret really..
Audrey Hepburn had the style I'm into. Simple elegance.
TheOlderGuy
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Me thinks that may be your secret really..
Audrey Hepburn had the style I'm into. Simple elegance.
Secretly wants to get naked in New York
RUlookingup
Literotica Lover
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Secretly wants to try out Viagra
vavavaVoom
Shadow Drifter
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secretly has his own secret recipe to ...*keep on going*
TheOlderGuy
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Secretly "ready" to let it all hang out
vavavaVoom
Shadow Drifter
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Secretly "ready" to let it all hang out
Secretly wishes for a more hands on approach
TheOlderGuy
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vavavaVoom
Shadow Drifter
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Secretly running clinical trials for her patented hand therapy.
Secretly falsifies data, ensuring closer inspection be required.
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