Secret Guessing Game

secretly has a king size bed, enough pillows to rule the world, fourteen comforters, two for each day, and an army of teddy bears, all named something like 'Tristan Alexander von Snugglypants'.
 
secretly is moaning in ecstasy... the foot massage is just to deceive the reader
love the summer toes lil kitty! :kiss:
 
*sniggers* secretly has no idea, she cavorts and capers in the glow of an imitation. The authentic article remains in my safe keeping!

Secretly believes her version of the moon is the real deal when in fact neither one of us has it because the US government confiscated it before either one of us was born and replaced it with a replica that can't be distinguished from the real article...:eek:
 
secretly has dangling beads along her hemline, that jiggles teasingly against her butt cheeks as she walks :devil:
 
secretly has dangling beads along her hemline, that jiggles teasingly against her butt cheeks as she walks :devil:

secretly knows me so well! :D

secretly likes to sit in cafes and people watch while making up risque tales about them.
 
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