He wears sunglasses inside buildings so that he can ogle at the women.
She uses all that hair to make wigs for herself because she's secretly going bald.
Secretly wishes to be devoured by an army of giant ants.
Honey, I shrunk the kids!
Secretly pours honey over you're body while you sleep.
Secretly fears spiders
It's no secret. I have two hunting knives and a multitool in my car in case I need to fix something.
PSH! That's no secret. Halloween 4 at the age of 5 does that to you!only when I'm with a girl...or alone with chocolate ice cream.
secretly hates horror films
Secretly has a crush on my cub.
Damn...my potential bro-mance is crushed.
Secretly enjoys trying to ruin my day.
Secretly lives for the moment I log on and post on his thread!
Secretly lives for the moment I log on and post on his thread!
How dare you give away my innermost secret!!!!
secretly read my programing guide cover to cover twice.
