Seeking a sociopath

[Pandorica]

I am an experienced submissive with no current real-life outlet. I am seeking a dominant/sadistic man to email and IM with, possibly progressing to phone if location allows. Someone in a European time zone would be preferred.

In addition to standard BDSM, have some extreme kinks. I need to connect with someone who is my intellectual equal or superior. I crave verbal humiliation but not just name calling, deeply personal and cruel humiliation. I crave someone who has no emotional attachment to me, who will exploit my sick kinks for their own amusement and gratification.

I crave

• Physical pain
• Degradation/Objectification
• Arbitrary, ruthless and unpredictable control
• Cruelty and malice
• Asphyxia and pseudo-homicide
• Corrosion of self esteem
• Force/rape/overpowered/used in ways that minimise my pleasure
• Domestic violence/battery
• Total control of orgasms
• Inventive, painful and humiliating task setting

And much much more.

If you truly relish the thought of near total power and the freedom to push me as far as my physical and emotional limits extend, please pm me.

 

[Pandorica]

I've been lucky enough to receive a few responses, so I'm going to close this ad while I chat with people.

 

[manxman22]

pm sent ....... read it

 

[Pandorica]

Ok, let's get a few things straight.

Public Service Announcement.




... No, not that kind of public service announcement, put it back in your pants.​

1. Sign says closed. If this is a notion too complex for you, you fail to qualify as my intellectual equal or superior.
2. I am not soliciting poorly written, utterly cliched or squirrel shit nutty diatribes of abuse. Take it to YouPorn & give your monitor its thrice daily facial.
3. Anyone using the words 'true' and 'submissive' concurrently will be verbally eviscerated.
4. You are not an experienced dominant if the closest you've been to a woman in your real life is mommy's tits.
5. Sign still says closed, check back.
6. If you're a militant Christian, WTF are you even doing here? Don't get holier than thou on my depraved ass when you are the proud owner of a porn forum account. I have thus far restrained myself from taking my nipples clamps and flogger to the front row of my local church. Pay me the same courtesy and stay the fuck out of my face. Moreover, give some thought to what possible interest a depraved cunt like me could have in a heaven populated by people like you. I'll take my chances in hell where the company's better.
7. Finally, I am looking for someone to whom I want to submit. I am not about to verbally lick the boots of every self certified sadist who cracks one off into my inbox. You will be treated as my equal unless and until I give you my submission. If this is a concept beyond your cognitive capability, again, you fail to qualify as someone I'm likely to give the time of day.
8. To those who have been concerned enough to ask me what the fuck is wrong with me and if daddy touched me in my special place, fuck off with that sick notion to one of the incest threads. Anyone attempting to pop-psyche me had better have a strong kink for verbal abuse.

Lastly, a special mention to the deranged Muslim (surfing a porn forum, very holier than thou) who all but laid a fatwa on my head. You're sweet hon and I was sorely tempted. My condolences to the poor bitch in your kitchen, who I doubt chose submission of her own volition.

Still wanna pm me?







Didn't think so.

 

[Roughtrader]

After the militant Christian rant? Hell yes, I still want to PM you. That was ever so slightly brilliant.

Have fun with your current list of suitors.

 

[Mythil]

Public Service Announcement.




... No, not that kind of public service announcement, put it back in your pants.​

1. Sign says closed. If this is a notion too complex for you, you fail to qualify as my intellectual equal or superior.
2. I am not soliciting poorly written, utterly cliched or squirrel shit nutty diatribes of abuse. Take it to YouTube & give your monitor its thrice daily facial.
3. Anyone using the words 'true' and 'submissive' concurrently will be verbally eviscerated.
4. You are not an experienced dominant if the closest you've been to a woman in your real life is mommy's tits.
5. Sign still says closed, check back.
6. If you're a militant Christian, WTF are you even doing here? Don't get holier than thou on my depraved ass when you are the proud owner of a porn forum account. I have thus far restrained myself from taking my nipples clamps and flogger to the front row of my local church. Pay me the same courtesy and stay the fuck out of my face. Moreover, give some thought to what possible interest a depraved cunt like me could have in a heaven populated by people like you. I'll take my chances in hell where the company's better.
7. Finally, I am looking for someone to whom I want to submit. I am not about to verbally lick the boots of every self certified sadist who cracks one off into my inbox. You will be treated as my equal unless and until I give you my submission. If this is a concept beyond your cognitive capability, again, you fail to qualify as someone I'm likely to give the time of day.
8. To those who have been concerned enough to ask me what the fuck is wrong with me and if daddy touched me in my special place, fuck off with that sick notion to one of the incest threads. Anyone attempting to pop-psyche me had better have a strong kink for verbal abuse.

Lastly, a special mention to the deranged Muslim (surfing a porn forum, very holier than thou) who all but laid a fatwa on my head. You're sweet hon and I was sorely tempted. My condolences to the poor bitch in your kitchen, who I doubt chose submission of her own volition.

Still wanna pm me?

Didn't think so.

LOL! Very nicely stated, I especially liked the part about treating others as equal until you want to submit – that basic concept seems lost in the shuffle a lot around here – by both sides. I've been reading some of your SRP threads and simply wanted to relay my admiration. You are a truly intriguing individual though a few of your kinks are a little beyond me. I hope you find what you are seeking and look forward to reading more of your work.

 

[Proximus]

Public Service Announcement.




... No, not that kind of public service announcement, put it back in your pants.​

1. Sign says closed. If this is a notion too complex for you, you fail to qualify as my intellectual equal or superior.
2. I am not soliciting poorly written, utterly cliched or squirrel shit nutty diatribes of abuse. Take it to YouTube & give your monitor its thrice daily facial.
3. Anyone using the words 'true' and 'submissive' concurrently will be verbally eviscerated.
4. You are not an experienced dominant if the closest you've been to a woman in your real life is mommy's tits.
5. Sign still says closed, check back.
6. If you're a militant Christian, WTF are you even doing here? Don't get holier than thou on my depraved ass when you are the proud owner of a porn forum account. I have thus far restrained myself from taking my nipples clamps and flogger to the front row of my local church. Pay me the same courtesy and stay the fuck out of my face. Moreover, give some thought to what possible interest a depraved cunt like me could have in a heaven populated by people like you. I'll take my chances in hell where the company's better.
7. Finally, I am looking for someone to whom I want to submit. I am not about to verbally lick the boots of every self certified sadist who cracks one off into my inbox. You will be treated as my equal unless and until I give you my submission. If this is a concept beyond your cognitive capability, again, you fail to qualify as someone I'm likely to give the time of day.
8. To those who have been concerned enough to ask me what the fuck is wrong with me and if daddy touched me in my special place, fuck off with that sick notion to one of the incest threads. Anyone attempting to pop-psyche me had better have a strong kink for verbal abuse.

Lastly, a special mention to the deranged Muslim (surfing a porn forum, very holier than thou) who all but laid a fatwa on my head. You're sweet hon and I was sorely tempted. My condolences to the poor bitch in your kitchen, who I doubt chose submission of her own volition.

Still wanna pm me?


Didn't think so.

-Do not mistake this post as my application to be your Sociopath.
-I am not posting this to enter the "win you over with my witty remark game."
-I find you intriguing on many levels, but I am not fishing for a PM.

With that being said, I think it would be drop-dead funny if you were to reply to all the posers and horny teenagers with a single line by Count Adhemar from A Knight's Tale....

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

 

[Roughtrader]

For the record, I for one, was posting to enter the "win you over with my witty remark" game.

 

[caged_doll]

Public Service Announcement.




... No, not that kind of public service announcement, put it back in your pants.​

1. Sign says closed. If this is a notion too complex for you, you fail to qualify as my intellectual equal or superior.
2. I am not soliciting poorly written, utterly cliched or squirrel shit nutty diatribes of abuse. Take it to YouTube & give your monitor its thrice daily facial.
3. Anyone using the words 'true' and 'submissive' concurrently will be verbally eviscerated.
4. You are not an experienced dominant if the closest you've been to a woman in your real life is mommy's tits.
5. Sign still says closed, check back.
6. If you're a militant Christian, WTF are you even doing here? Don't get holier than thou on my depraved ass when you are the proud owner of a porn forum account. I have thus far restrained myself from taking my nipples clamps and flogger to the front row of my local church. Pay me the same courtesy and stay the fuck out of my face. Moreover, give some thought to what possible interest a depraved cunt like me could have in a heaven populated by people like you. I'll take my chances in hell where the company's better.
7. Finally, I am looking for someone to whom I want to submit. I am not about to verbally lick the boots of every self certified sadist who cracks one off into my inbox. You will be treated as my equal unless and until I give you my submission. If this is a concept beyond your cognitive capability, again, you fail to qualify as someone I'm likely to give the time of day.
8. To those who have been concerned enough to ask me what the fuck is wrong with me and if daddy touched me in my special place, fuck off with that sick notion to one of the incest threads. Anyone attempting to pop-psyche me had better have a strong kink for verbal abuse.

Lastly, a special mention to the deranged Muslim (surfing a porn forum, very holier than thou) who all but laid a fatwa on my head. You're sweet hon and I was sorely tempted. My condolences to the poor bitch in your kitchen, who I doubt chose submission of her own volition.

Still wanna pm me?







Didn't think so.

This is great!!! You're brilliant! I can only imagine what you got in your inbox to have prompted it!!

 

[stellasue]

Jeez but I absolutely love all this.

Oh how I admire, how I wish I could emulate.
Are you sure you're searching on the right site?
Intellect is scarce, understanding more-so. And common sense appears to be considerably less common than believed.
All the best in your search.
S.

 

[Pandorica]

After the militant Christian rant? Hell yes, I still want to PM you. That was ever so slightly brilliant.

Have fun with your current list of suitors.

Thank you

 

[Pandorica]

LOL! Very nicely stated, I especially liked the part about treating others as equal until you want to submit – that basic concept seems lost in the shuffle a lot around here – by both sides. I've been reading some of your SRP threads and simply wanted to relay my admiration. You are a truly intriguing individual though a few of your kinks are a little beyond me. I hope you find what you are seeking and look forward to reading more of your work.

Wow thankyou. It always makes me feel a little less broken inside when I hear that others are depraved enough to enjoy what I write.

And yeah, the 'kneel bitch' brigade seem to have lost sight of the fundamental differences between fantasy and actually getting to know someone. They (I dare to hope) wouldn't walk up to some random woman in a bar and command her to drop to her knees and open her mouth. It's all very well me being open to that kind of treatment from the right person but even a girl like me needs more motivation than 'cause I said so.' Otherwise it's a game of 'Simon says.'

When it comes to playing online as well, that goes double in my view. Since I'm not actually going to get my real-life cunt pounded I need correspondingly more motivation to invest myself emotionally in what is essentially a game of charades. I really don't even care if everything a guy says to me online is fraudulent, so long as he's convincing enough for me to buy into the picture he paints.

 

[Pandorica]

This is great!!! You're brilliant! I can only imagine what you got in your inbox to have prompted it!!

What indeed?

The prosecution calls to the stand... Lit's resident whack(ing-off) jobs.

why the hell aren't you listening to me....


listen......lets talk about what you haven't been listening to because that is where we begin.....


....

pm back if you're interested..

Srsly hon, interested in what exactly?

How many times have I seen this.
Another intellect craving degradation and humiliation for whatever insane reasons the human mind can come up with.
What happened princess. Did "daddy" touch you?
Did mommy play to much with her little girl?

Here's a task. A test to see if your primitive attempts at being honest are nothing more than illusion.
Take a picture of yourself. Use todays local paper. Write worthless across your chest and post it as your profile picture.
I doubt you will. Women are liars and crave sex more then men. Women really are humanities version of a 'bitch'. And you are only a woman.

Could be worse I grant you, that one was vaguely literate at least.

pm me now cunt

5 mins later...

you bitch I said pm me get you ass in my pm box now

And then some while later on, once even his crazed hope had been extinguished...

knew you was talkin shit just another faker

i am ignoring you now

Aww. You keep telling yourself that.

What is it that is so very wrong with you women on lit, you have desensitized yourself porn, promiscuity and playing these games. Read Romans Chapter 1 and see how far from the path you have strayed. Craving abuse is a sign of guilt on your soul, you seek to punish yourself as you believe God should. But when you fall into the snares laid by satan there is truly no need for punishment. You are clearly very lost and I am certain your life is spiralling downwards as a result. These things go hand in glove with alcoholism, drug abuse and when you hit rock bottom as you surely must, prostitution.

[yadda yadda yadda ad-nauseum]

1. Romans 2v1: "Therefore you are inexcusible O man, whoever you are, if you judge; for the thing in which you judge another, you condemn yourself, in as much as you yourself practise the same things." By having a lit account for example. [And FYI, picking up the good book didn't even singe my scales.]
2. To clarify, I don't hate myself, I enjoy being hated by others.
3. I consent to and get sexual gratification from pain and humiliation, therefore it's not actually punishment or abuse.
4. Liking my ass spanked and raped is going to make me a heroin addicted prostitute? Go and buy yourself some perspective. I'm not a self-destructive, pathological thrill junkie, I have a successful career, I just happen to enjoy painful sex and powerplay in relationships, consensual pain and powerplay that are mutually fulfilling. It's something hardwired in me, God Given you might say. Anywhoo, isn't it you guys who believe the man should be the head of the household? I mean in those terms, I'm practically a saint. I'll await my sainthood by return pm, while self-flagellating with grandma's old rosary beads. Top that.

Online fantasy involves...

*pantomimes with hands, channelling Ben Affleck*

Fic-tion-al. Cha-rac-ters.



... Am I getting through to you at all?

 

[Linguslord]

What a Winner

Pandorica gets my vote for the most switched-on, articulate and downright smoking hot sub on Lit. Whoever manages to play with this star of rage and scream should thank his lucky tealeaves - and treat her with the most exquisitely careful cruelty.

For the record, I've already managed to disqualify myself from the chase; but salute anyone fortunate enough to be knocking on Pandorica's delicious online door and find themselves actually admitted into her den of inequity (sic).

 

[pellso27]

here I am

 

[sereneone4u]

I think I love you.

Don't worry, I am straight.

 

[TeeTee]

You are brilliant!

Good luck on your search.

 

[Proximus]

And yeah, the 'kneel bitch' brigade seem to have lost sight of the fundamental differences between fantasy and actually getting to know someone.

That statement hit the nail on the head.

If you figure that, by modest estimates, men outnumber actual women on Lit by roughly 4 to 1, and that, of those, only 1 in 3 is a real Dom with any experience. You need to weed through 11 duds (sic) to meet someone with whom you might click. Factor in your specific kinks, and you have what could be a long search.

Like many others have stated, Good Luck! Oh… and I think there is a specific thread in the Lounge for women to post the horribly funny PM’s they’ve received. These were some real winners. Thank you for sharing!

 

[Pandorica]

Pandorica gets my vote for the most switched-on, articulate and downright smoking hot sub on Lit. Whoever manages to play with this star of rage and scream should thank his lucky tealeaves - and treat her with the most exquisitely careful cruelty.

For the record, I've already managed to disqualify myself from the chase; but salute anyone fortunate enough to be knocking on Pandorica's delicious online door and find themselves actually admitted into her den of inequity (sic).

A good sportsman, now that's a real man.

I sincerely hope that you also find what you are looking for.

 

[Pandorica]

That statement hit the nail on the head.

If you figure that, by modest estimates, men outnumber actual women on Lit by roughly 4 to 1, and that, of those, only 1 in 3 is a real Dom with any experience. You need to weed through 11 duds (sic) to meet someone with whom you might click. Factor in your specific kinks, and you have what could be a long search.

Like many others have stated, Good Luck! Oh… and I think there is a specific thread in the Lounge for women to post the horribly funny PM’s they’ve received. These were some real winners. Thank you for sharing!

Haha I don't like to contemplate the odds of finding my twisted soulmate, even I'm not that masochistic. I already found him once but life has rather got in the way.

I hang out in the SRP Lounge but haven't seen a thread like that. If you mean the Darkroom I don't go there. Couldn't resist having a giggle about the stuff I received though. Sad thing was that much of it was truly tragic, wouldn't even have raised a chuckle among you sadistic lot.

 

[Pandorica]

here I am

Um... congrats?

 

[Pandorica]

I think I love you.

Don't worry, I am straight.

Awww!




... dammit

 

[Pandorica]

You are brilliant!

Good luck on your search.

Thankyou. May your own 'twisted wishes' come true.

 

[Shadoweyes]

After the first statement and then the second statement ... nice i still wish to see you used as a personal toy for my own pleasure yes i still seem interested.

i might pm you ... or maybe you should seeing as its more in your nature to do as your told. so simple pm me then

 

[Hugo55]

These people really think your a sub????

Bravo!!! - Hugo55