Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Tetanus infection?

Go get your vaccine, you'll be fiiiiiine

 

[BrendaBear]

The only subscription I pay for is Disney+.
We ever get to the point where generally affordable cars that everyday people use have subscriptions for heated seats or steering wheels or rear window defrost, they can fuck right off. Go bankrupt. I won’t give a damn.

When I hear stuff like that.. it makes me go outside and pat my ancient, old cars on the hood.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Go get your vaccine, you'll be fiiiiiine

Said the typical guy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Said the typical guy

to be fair, after a night of drinks and dancing that has to be one of the better infections to get. Like if you HAD to pick one

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

to be fair, after a night of drinks and dancing that has to be one of the better infections to get. Like if you HAD to pick one

Oh you were still thinking of tetanus?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh you were still thinking of tetanus?

I've been accused of having a one-track mind and you can't spell tetanus without so I was distracted

 

[BrendaBear]

... so I was distracted

DickAssted?

 

[crazychemgirl]

The only subscription I pay for is Disney+.
We ever get to the point where generally affordable cars that everyday people use have subscriptions for heated seats or steering wheels or rear window defrost, they can fuck right off. Go bankrupt. I won’t give a damn.

I keep saying I’m going to reevaluate all the subscriptions and then I never do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

DICKTACLES








that is all.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

DICKTACLES








that is all.

As in tentacles, or as in the philosopher?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Bry1313]

DICKTACLES








that is all.

I read that as “duck tales”

 

[crazychemgirl]

As in tentacles, or as in the philosopher?

Dick.Tentacles.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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mmmmmmmmmmmmm dragon loin

 

[crazychemgirl]

I read that as “duck tales”

Ooh ooh

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dick.Tentacles.

Ooooo, whatcha watching?
Is this vagrant approved?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I read that as “duck tales”

Half-dressed cartoon ducks
On so many adventures?
It's Ducktales! oo oo!

 

[Bry1313]

Half-dressed cartoon ducks
On so many adventures?
It's Ducktales! oo oo!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFJtwH8w/

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFJtwH8w/

That song fucking slaps. And they cut off at the best part. Also, I'm pissed that those guys stole my best dance moves

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFJtwH8w/

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love when people get all chuffed if you miss them in a post but it’s cuz you have them on ignore

 

[Bry1313]

You can’t read this post, as the poster is on your fake ignore list

 

[LupineOne]

DICKTACLES








that is all.

Nothing wrong with dicktacles!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nothing wrong with dicktacles!

On this topic... I've tried tentacle porn before but I just can't for the life of me get into it. Is it an acquired taste or is it a 'you have it or you don't' kinda thing?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love when people get all chuffed if you miss them in a post but it’s cuz you have them on ignore

But people should also remember that if you want to fake ignore someone, you shouldn't do it in that person's thread cause you shouldn't be able to see threads made by people you have on ignore.