Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

Okay


I made it to season 8. I know what I'm doing tonight.


Drink up sweetie.

Sweetie?

*stares*

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes, they are different. American Wang is more likely to be circumcised than English Wang!

True facts

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I got into the show's creator in college with Frisky Dingo. I was hyped AF for Archer, but I fell off after season 2 or 3

I always fade around Archer Vice. And that’s where I’m at in the current rewatch. I might make it past this time

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

10,000 monkeys? Explains some of Lit...

I’m legion

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sweetie?

*stares*

@MischiefMakerAlways ask for a redo! Try beautiful!

 

[BrendaBear]

Sweetie?

*stares*

Is that not a term of endearment in London?

Is it like "fanny" that means ass here, but there means something else?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m legion

But are you Bob?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ooooo, whatcha watching?
Is this vagrant approved?

Does it have tentacles? Chances are good.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb. Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb

What??

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Sweetie?

*stares*

@MischiefMakerAlways ask for a redo! Try beautiful!

I meant, may I get you another, madam?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Is that not a term of endearment in London?

Is it like "fanny" that means ass here, but there means something else?

I think it's like 'front butt' over there or something

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m legion

Oh good, I feel better now. I totally get this one.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think it's like 'front butt' over there or something

And it flutters, from what I’ve heard!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What??

Mmmmmm rhubarb pie

 

[37_ttej]

Who - and I'm really not being rude - the FUCK is Linda?

My bad, I didn't see that I was replying to an older post.
Here's the context: https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-99496682

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But are you Bob?

I don’t eat burgers anymore

 

[BrendaBear]

I think it's like 'front butt' over there or something

Please tell me you don't normally refer to a vagina as a 'front butt'... right?

Please?

You can lie this time... I might prefer it to the truth...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don’t eat burgers anymore

Speaking of Linda.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My bad, I didn't see that I was replying to an older post.
Here's the context: https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-99496682

Almost 12 hours and 13 pages ago

 

[UnquietDreams]

On this topic... I've tried tentacle porn before but I just can't for the life of me get into it. Is it an acquired taste or is it a 'you have it or you don't' kinda thing?

That depends on whether you want to acquire a taste for it, I suppose. You can desensitize yourself, I suppose, if you just really want to check off that box in the next "how kinky am I" quiz.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Almost 12 hours and 13 pages ago

Pot calling kettle?

 

[BrendaBear]

My bad, I didn't see that I was replying to an older post.
Here's the context: https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-99496682

I knew what you were referring too.... but ... yeah, that would be weird if they missed it earlier.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Please tell me you don't normally refer to a vagina as a 'front butt'... right?

Well now that you're wording that way I feel like I should answer in the affirmative

Please?

You can lie this time

I lie here all the time! Have I told you about my megayacht and my 10" package?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmmm more like a fish to dry land

So you watched it, then gasped and flopped around?

Mixed message.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think it's like 'front butt' over there or something

Fanny is pussy

Sweetie - in some contexts, is patronising.

But I do get fanny flutters.