Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

You have called me out though?

Why are you picking on the adorable English woman?

Meany pants.

Does "meany pants" also mean drunk?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Day after day.... alone on a hill
a girl with a cheeky name is keeping perfectly still

Oh. I want to sing this now.

I won't. But I want to.

 

[positiveflirt]

Does "meany pants" also mean drunk?

Only if you're twatted.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Does "meany pants" also mean drunk?

No. It means. He was being. A meany pants.

*pouts*

 

[vagrantx]

I would do something about it

But I'm wankered (also English for drunk)

First time my friend texted me "fuck i'm so pissed rn" i got really worried

Oh. I want to sing this now.

I won't. But I want to.

https://gifdb.com/images/high/furious-do-it-dxftclvy2tdjkyhk.gif

 

[Amanda330]

Fanny is pussy

Sweetie - in some contexts, is patronising.

But I do get fanny flutters.

Sweetie - in almost all contexts (especially if you are talking to a grown woman) is patronizing. And that's not just across the pond.

Tell me more about the fanny flutters...?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes, they are different. American Wang is more likely to be circumcised than English Wang!

*Checks again* Nope.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Almost 12 hours and 13 pages ago

We are slacking.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sweetie - in almost all contexts (especially if you are talking to a grown woman) is patronizing. And that's not just across the pond.

Only once a bond is established does switch over to adorable

Tell me more about the fanny flutters...?

FR, FR

 

[UnquietDreams]

No. It means. He was being. A meany pants.

*pouts*

Oh, "meany pants" means "being meany pants."

That is accurate, but completely unhelpful information.

 

[vagrantx]

We are slacking.

I've been busy playing Star Wars Outlaws Neglected all you wonderful people.

@Silver_Arrow it's looooovely! through and through.

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/80168ab45df00181b3cded86571dd513/ebc843c9a0fefaed-2f/s640x960/babbabcdf230c65d356628668c14a4980a2a0a1e.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don't be weird

That is a tall request.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*Checks again* Nope.

I said more likely, not always!

 

[BrendaBear]

*Checks again* Nope.

I love that you checked… are you wankered too?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It used to be. We had a local pub called the Fanny on the Hill.

still makes me laugh

We have Wanker's Corner here in Portland. For some reason, the British tourists think it is hilarious...

 

[BrendaBear]

Only once a bond is established does switch over to adorable

oh, bless your heart!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I said more likely, not always!

Points of data make a beautiful line.

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, "meany pants" means "being meany pants."

That is accurate, but completely unhelpful information.

So… from Microsoft?

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/264444825e2a80d2bdaacff8eb0d2ba4/1695bedb1b987520-7f/s2048x3072/aefafbfd27c8862192dd968d5d724bed430305e9.jpgWho wants food porn??

I made breakfast taco!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Points of data make a beautiful line.

Is this a set up for another dick joke?

 

[vagrantx]

Who wants food porn??

sure, just.... no cheese please

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/168db5728b3ea7615f4ec1ed4b5ea9d5

 

[Wand3rlust]

First time my friend texted me "fuck i'm so pissed rn" i got really worried


https://gifdb.com/images/high/furious-do-it-dxftclvy2tdjkyhk.gif

https://voca.ro/18SaPBuN4LZh

 

[lavendersilk]

oh, bless your heart!

That is the meanest thing you have ever posted, Brenda.