Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I had a girlfriend who liked to use them while giving head...

Man, I love pop rocks. They weren’t the best tasting candy, but good grief that poping gimmick was amazing

I had a girlfriend who liked to use them while giving head...

I have a feeling y'all are on the same page even if you didn't have the same Author writing your story....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I actually hate grey sweatpants and always have since I was a kid They look either bummy or school gym class. There is no other option.

Very similar to Pumpkin pie if that's your thing

To quote CCG:
“YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!”
That is nothing but lies and slander! Sweet potatoes have a weird burnt flavor and pumpkin is infinitely superior.

But like..

marshmallow.. good
Cinnamon.. good
Sweet potatoes.. good


How can it go so terribly wrong?

I think it’s yams that they put marshmallows on? They’re just as bad as sweet potatoes though, and I wouldn’t care to partake in either.

 

[SWR101]

I have a feeling y'all are on the same page even if you didn't have the same Author writing your story....

No, I honestly meant I enjoyed the candy. Hadn’t even thought of using them for… other applications till he said that.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ok....
That's fair...

I'm going to bed good night fuckers

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have a feeling y'all are on the same page even if you didn't have the same Author writing your story....

I am tired and so not as subtle as I try to be, love.

 

[BrendaBear]

I actually hate grey sweatpants and always have since I was a kid They look either bummy or school gym class. There is no other option.

I’m so with you on that. Just… yuck.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I make pumpkin bread (very similar to cakes and muffins) with a cream cheese glaze. Yummy!

I personally don't care for pumpkin pie or PSL's, I prefer sweet potato pie. This pumpkin bread is the only "PS" thing I enjoy this time of year.

An excellently prepared carrot cake is still delicious. I'd rather have that than a chocolate cake 90% of the time.

Controversial opinion: if carrot cake wasn’t decorated with cutesy frosting carrots, it would be indistinguishable from pumpkin cake.
Orange vegetables?
Cream cheese frosting?
Same damn spices?

I do like them both though. (Not as much as chocolate, obviously!)

Carrot cake exists because people didn’t always have sugar. We have sugar now. Just saying,

Same with red velvet, which was originally made with beets! Also, some Italian grandmothers swear by using only finely-shredded carrots to sweeten red pasta sauces, and Jod help you if you pour sugar in the pasta in their presence!

Worst pie I have ever tasted:

Shoofly Pie​

I really hope you’re just making shit up now.

I do not understand the Brits calling things pudding that are not desserts....

I do not understand them calling desserts pudding that are NOT ACTUAL PUDDING.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Also how did no one pick up on “shady stuff” for cream cheese frosting?

We saw, we just know you well enough not to be shocked

Just cos it's a thing, doesn't make it right

Also, rhubarb is a veg, like tomato is a fruit.

Um...yes. Rhubarb is a vegetable, and a tomato is a fruit. And rhubarb crumble is bad

I think we have made some good progress today!

It's true. Rhubarb crumble is what dads eat in front of their kids, to trick future adults into thinking that shit is fine.

I do like Strawberry Rhubarb pie

I’ve never come across rhubarb anything. I would try it at least once, but definitely not motivated enough to go out of my way to seek it out. I’ve heard conflicting reports on whether or not strawberry rhubarb pie is good, but like…strawberry pie without rhubarb is already good, why risk ruining it?

(Also, I’ve never encountered huckleberries or mulberries either.)

 

[UnquietDreams]

We saw, we just know you well enough not to be shocked








I’ve never come across rhubarb anything. I would try it at least once, but definitely not motivated enough to go out of my way to seek it out. I’ve heard conflicting reports on whether or not strawberry rhubarb pie is good, but like…strawberry pie without rhubarb is already good, why risk ruining it?

(Also, I’ve never encountered huckleberries or mulberries either.)

I just picked up some fresh huckleberries this weekend. I am going to try my hand at huckleberry scones. My ex made great scones. I think I stayed married to her for an extra seven or eight months for her scones alone.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You are good, avocado is a fruit

Just don’t do this with your avocado

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British Bake Off...

Seriously, if you want to see the worst food episode of all time, watch the Bake Off do Mexican Week. Peeling the avocado wasn’t even a top 5 offense in that episode.

I don’t normally hold grudges, but I will die mad about that episode! Also, Lars for Napster.

I have yet to get Covid


*knocks on wood

That you know of

I haven’t either, that I know of. I did get knocked out by a nasty virus from November 2019 to February 2020, before we *knew* C19 was in the states, but it was. Ex-BF got it too, but it hit me harder because of my crappy immune system. He thinks it was C19, but based on the symptoms, I don’t think it was. At the time, C19 testing wasn’t a thing, and Urgent Care only tested me for flu, which was negative. Medical record just said “viral syndrome.” When C19 antibody tests were available months later, I tested negative for those too, but it’s entirely possible they would have faded by then too. Will never know for sure.
Since *knowing* about the existence of C19 though, I have been extra careful and not caught it.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Could snufalufagus be a miss?

Of course

Snuffy doesn’t want to be pressured by your misogynistic pronouns.

Have you seen Snuffy’s eyelashes?! They’re gonna be fabulous no matter what!

I’ve heard that butt sex can help you forget about things for a while.

Gives new meaning to the expression “fucking your brains out.”

I've been putting off a phone call I was dreading for 3 days. I just made it, it took 45 seconds, and it was relatively painless.
Now I'm already dreading the next phone call I have to make and it'll probably go just the same.

I hate that. Hate the fear.

That has immobilised me for days sometimes. And 99.9% of the time. It is painless.

Oh but you’ve never known the joys of the American health insurance industry!

Golf tee???? It's so tiny, what's the point?

I still don’t have any idea. Maybe it was part of something bigger? He was unable to explain himself. And his wife couldn’t stop laughing.

When Nerf Herder sang “you’re gonna long for the comfort of my golf shirt,” he believed them!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok....
That's fair...

I'm going to bed good night fuckers

Good night, love.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So shenanigang … skittles or m&m’s??

Is there a right way to eat multicoloured snacks?

M&M's

Specifically peanut, and peanut butter varieties.

M&Ms. Always. Peanut or peanut butter.

Nope, they’re snacks!

1) Peanut Butter M&M’s
2) Reese’s Pieces
3) Peanut M&M’s
4) Hazelnut M&Ms
5-9) plain, pretzel, malt, mint or whatev other M&M flavors they made
20) Skittles

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean. It's why the US doesn't have kinder eggs ...

Stupid people ruin everything!

Steven Hawking comes to mind. Newton was pretty sharp as well.

Is it bad that I assumed Stephen Hawking was American until I saw The Theory of Everything? His chair doesn’t have an English accent

Wow… lots of fucking going on tonight. And it is only Tuesday?

*Le sigh* If only a new Litster would come along and give us a definitive answer to the question that’s been burning for 5590 pages: what the best day to fuck is!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[Qky75]

*Le sigh* If only a new Litster would come along and give us a definitive answer to the question that’s been burning for 5590 pages: what the best day to fuck is!

Is not any day where fucking occurs better than days where it does not?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just realized that this Friday is a Friday the 13th

 

[Qky75]

To quote CCG:
“YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!”
That is nothing but lies and slander! Sweet potatoes have a weird burnt flavor and pumpkin is infinitely superior.

You wish you had some of this whore mouth

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am tired and so not as subtle as I try to be, love.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

Controversial opinion: if carrot cake wasn’t decorated with cutesy frosting carrots, it would be indistinguishable from pumpkin cake.
Orange vegetables?
Cream cheese frosting?
Same damn spices?

My dad used to put shreds so you actually bit into a piece of carrot. Also, walnuts and crushed pineapple. It was completely different from a pumpkin cake. I understand that isn't usually the way carrot cake is made though.

Spice cake is pumpkin cake without pumpkin.

 

[Qky75]

My dad used to put shreds so you actually bit into a piece of carrot. Also, walnuts and crushed pineapple. It was completely different from a pumpkin cake. I understand that isn't usually the way carrot cake is made though.

Spice cake is pumpkin cake without pumpkin.

I love this course style cake. Super good. I will say I stop anymore with just cinnamon - not just with carrot cake but also if I am required to provide the orange pie. It's not that I dislike cloves or allspice but I keep hearing feedback, "oh this is "lighter" tasting" haha Sigh. I miss smoking cloves.

 

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